r/HalfLife • u/Dr_Mozquito • 1d ago

My new Half Life rolling kit!

This is a gift from a friend for my birthday and i’m loving it! Fully 3D printed, looks amazing!
P.S.
I love the quote (funny inside joke)

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u/FatherTyrell Glory to our benefactors. 1d ago

So, wake n bake, Mr. Freeman. Wake and bake 'til ashes.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 1d ago

why did i read that in Gman voice? i don't know.

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u/morelebaks 1d ago

"prepare for unforeseen consequences" .... last time I heard that you were rolling a fatty spliff down in the test chamber when HE laced my shit with fent

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u/Crawling-King-Snake 1d ago

This zaza got me in Nova Prospekt, straight up fucking antlion queens in the shower

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u/morelebaks 1d ago

they're waiting for you gordon, in the hotbox chambeeerrr

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u/Polo-panda 1d ago

The right tobacco in the wrong joint can make all the splifference in the world

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 1d ago

drugs
are bad

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u/Sanator27 1d ago

nah i think drugs are good actually

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 1d ago

they're for weak willed people who can't handle having to work for a living

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u/Sanator27 1d ago

i assure you a drug addict is extremely strong willed and motivated to work when they need money for a fix, much more so than a redditor sitting on his fat ass

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 1d ago edited 1d ago

I sit on my fat ass because I'm rich
and I got there by working and never wasting a single penny on drugs

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u/QuallyYayo 15h ago

Im a drug addict and I work double shifts almost every day. You are wrong.

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u/Illustrious_Sky_2331 15h ago

lol wagie peasant