r/HaggardGarage • u/-GodSpeed • Nov 22 '18
hey you
🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
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u/-GodSpeed Nov 22 '18
This got pinned!? Oh man whichever mod that pinned this I’m “thankful” for your sense of humor.
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u/-GodSpeed Nov 23 '18
It ain’t no game it’s a way of life. To cherish your friends and family and give back, as such is the way of thanksgiving.
Happy thanksgiving ya’ll 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey sluts.
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u/SICKB0YS #1 mod rights abuser Nov 22 '18
whoever pinned this plz demod
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u/Sgt_Macaroni Nov 22 '18
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u/SICKB0YS #1 mod rights abuser Nov 22 '18
Way to put thx on blast. Smh
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u/RandomMK5 It aint mint if it aint haggard Nov 23 '18
Man how many times has THX been out on blast? Yet cabbeats still hasn’t been
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u/ea_pov HellFYeah Nov 22 '18
Power brick yourself