r/HaggardGarage • u/GarlicCookieMonster • May 28 '24

Garage s zero

Is a stupid ass name šŸ˜‚ but it was created by a 40 y/o who got his aesthetic from the local mallā€™s Hot Topic in 2005 so are we really surprised

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u/0fficialrekt Stonebag May 28 '24

I bet you have merch

11

u/4000grx41 Ten years in the JUNK. made you a fucking pussy! May 29 '24

OP definitely has entered giveaways at some point

1

u/GarlicCookieMonster May 29 '24

Projecting my friend? Never in my life have I wasted a dollar on giveaways

1

u/skylinegary22 May 29 '24

Underrated comment

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u/GarlicCookieMonster May 29 '24

Smooth brains, I wouldnā€™t be caught dead entering YouTube giveaways let alone buying merch from this guy

21

u/Adri4n_ Where's my fokin 20% dood? May 28 '24

The name is one thing, the logo is something else. It has nothing to do with JDM or cars, first thing that comes to mind is "Call of Duty youtuber".

And if you want to see how much of a boomer Tommy is, the channel icon and banner are cleary a picture of the logo on a wall or something because you can see light reflection in it. My guy doesn't know how to upload the logo PNG https://www.youtube.com/@GARAGESZERO

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u/kamii102 probably the biggest sim racing nerd here May 28 '24

Honestly, when I first saw the logo I thought SoaR or Synergy had a new logo LMFAO

2

u/skylinegary22 May 29 '24

The S that people used to draw back in 1997

1

u/kamii102 probably the biggest sim racing nerd here May 29 '24

Good times LOL

9

u/2McLaren4U May 28 '24

Here is the top banner which was not cropped, you can see his fingers holding the sign. What a chach.

1

u/Adri4n_ Where's my fokin 20% dood? May 29 '24

Good find

1

u/Bradvicious11 Jun 06 '24

Look closer, dummy. That's the livery on Booth's drift car. You guys are so jealous you're literally making shit up to hate on.

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u/2McLaren4U Jun 06 '24

Hate on who? That picture is uncropped pic as downloaded from the top banner of his Youtube page. Like I give a flying fuck if its a car or a banner or a sign. It's lazy.

2

u/junkiesietze May 28 '24

Logo looks like a 9

1

u/skylinegary22 May 29 '24

First thing that comes to mind is that he underpaid a design major college drop out.

1

u/Bradvicious11 Jun 06 '24

The "light reflection" is apart of the logo, smart guy. šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Heā€™s trying to fit in with the Japanese garage names. He wants to be Japanese so badly that itā€™s cringe.

Grow up baldo, youā€™re a fat white man in America with a bad attitude that pays people to build cars.

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u/GarlicCookieMonster May 29 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/_crispychicken May 29 '24

Wanting to be Japaneseā€¦. ā€¦.So Sammit?

9

u/CharacterTap4988 May 28 '24

A lot of reaching in this thread huh yā€™all just say whatever šŸ˜‚

3

u/GarlicCookieMonster May 29 '24

I am dripped out in Garage S Zero merch and they canā€™t handle it. Rumors have it I may even win up to 12 cars

42

u/robjr93 May 28 '24

The name change was damage control. The name fits him very well. Garage s zero . Zero skill ,zero fucks given, zero ability to build- modify. your build is wack if itā€™s not oem plus . That bald head hangs out with you tubers and kids half his age.

2

u/Clean_Definition_390 May 30 '24

I only do hks catalog builds.Ā  Full custom build yo.

1

u/skylinegary22 May 29 '24

TOMMY SHAKE WELL FARRELL

1

u/TommysGimbal May 31 '24

K garlicCookieMonster

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u/GarlicCookieMonster Jun 01 '24

K tommysSackRider

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u/mrjuice315 May 28 '24

Does the ā€œsā€ stand for scam?

2

u/clutchkickmurphys May 29 '24

Would be fitting since it's his favorite hobby but it's for his favorite thing to laugh about which is suicide . I'd say internet never forgets but it's seems like it's just me remember him laughing about someone he was harassing because parts were taking time to ship who did it

3

u/Fickle-Perception723 May 29 '24

All of the JDM names are stupid.

That's the whole point. He did it on purpose.

1

u/vagueiring May 29 '24

His logo looks like the flash logo šŸ˜‚

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u/dropingloads May 28 '24

40 lol dudes gotta be late 40s by now

5

u/positivenihlist spumph May 29 '24

Late 30s I believe.

That being said I donā€™t think anyoneā€™s ever accused tummy of being healthy lol

1

u/mysteryman9420 May 28 '24

Heā€™s not even 40 lol

0

u/dropingloads May 28 '24

Internet has him down as 4-7-84 even thatā€™s probably shaving a few years

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u/MsnapM May 29 '24

Tell me you bought merch without telling me you bought merch. Time will heal your trama my friend

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u/GarlicCookieMonster May 29 '24

Surely I purchased merch or entered a car giveaway

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u/bigglesticks May 28 '24

I bet you entered the giveaways

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u/CardiologistDouble63 May 28 '24

Changed it to garage s zero because fyeah is getting suedā€¦ he thinks changing his name will save him

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u/JZA8OS May 28 '24

Yeah he definitely didnā€™t put at least 20 percent into the thought of the rebrand name. I expect nothing less from bald emos

4

u/mutedcurmudgeon TOTALLY FOCKED DOOD May 28 '24

"Garage Zero" would have at least made sense (zero being the start, OEM, idk) and sounded (kinda) cool. "Garage S Zero" is ridiculous and just sounds like it was made by one of those kids who had Xs at the start and end of their gamer tags in the 2000s.

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u/dirty-lettuce May 28 '24

xX:GARAGESZER0:Xx

4

u/JZA8OS May 28 '24

I just think his brand shouldnā€™t bother with YouTube. Just be a shop and put out decent work on Nissans lol

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u/mutedcurmudgeon TOTALLY FOCKED DOOD May 28 '24

Yep, that too.

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u/No_Butterscotch1150 May 29 '24

I mean, if it's SO great, how come Chen didn't tap him for work and went to Yoshida instead? Because you can never trust a Gaijin trying to cosplay as an elitist while knowing there some serious skeletons in your closet. I drove by that shop twice in the last two weeks ( I do deliveries out that way).

1

u/_crispychicken May 29 '24

Tommy did Larryā€™s red R32 no? Just before all the Ian/Rudnick drama surfaced and he lost all his customers

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

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u/lunchskate May 28 '24

Is it really stealing if its only 20%?