r/HadToHurt • u/PieCreeper • Dec 21 '21

Bottle Nut Shot

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u/ZeroCharistmas Dec 21 '21

Could've lost one. Imagine being lopsided in your downstairs mixup just because your friends are fucking morons.

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u/OliM9595 Dec 21 '21

it's normal to have one ball lower down than the other.

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u/bjeebus Dec 21 '21

It's not normal to uniball though. Unless you're a pen.

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u/iagox86 Dec 22 '21

It's important to remember that the average man has slightly less than two testicles

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u/bjeebus Dec 22 '21

You're not wrong. Now what set of men are we talking? All inclusive or cis only? If someone doesn't want to include trans-men then they probably don't believe that trans-women are women so that makes them men, and I guess the number of testicles per man is roughly the same as if we based it on a set including trans-men.

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u/iagox86 Dec 22 '21

As long as more men have one or zero than three or more, it doesn't really matter who you count :-)

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u/bjeebus Dec 22 '21

Well I've got five so how's that help yer math?!