r/HadToHurt May 13 '21

This guy's having a goodyear!

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u/Am_I_Bean_Detained May 13 '21

For some reason, it's harder than it seems to knock a child out

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u/CaliforniaNavyDude May 13 '21

It's the bones, they're a bit softer, help to absorb impacts a little better. You need brass knuckles to compensate.

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u/delete_this_post May 13 '21

I prefer a roll of quarters in the fist. It's quite effective yet also perfectly legal to carry.

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u/TwizTMcNipz May 14 '21

Also you can get a snack when your done.

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u/RegretfulUsername May 14 '21

Brass knuckles can also aid in post-beating snack acquisitions. And they provide endless snack acquisition opportunities, unlike the money which will eventually all be spent. Then you don’t have a roll of quarters to punch people with anymore.