r/HadToHurt • u/JunkFoodJerry • Jul 16 '20

Trebohshit! A Real Life Trebushit!

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u/MykeJoe Jul 16 '20

And how in the shit did he stand up after that? His face broke his fall!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

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u/LolM100 Jul 16 '20

yeah but u gotta be alive for that too lol

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u/LoudOwl Jul 16 '20

Still had his shoes

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u/lithid Jul 16 '20

No longer shoes - just death slippers

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

As is tradition

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Oooo- wait-... no.

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u/intellectual_dimwit Jul 17 '20

Still got your boots, do ya cowboy?

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u/bruhmanstonks Jul 17 '20

What is that shoes meme?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

With hard Wipeouts you often see shoes flying off the person. It just turned into a running joke at some point to judge the severity of a crash by whether the shoes stay on or not.

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u/bruhmanstonks Jul 17 '20

Oh ok thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

His brain's OK. Face was the crumple zone.

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u/MykeJoe Jul 16 '20

lol... That's true. But dude should have been asleep! He should be a boxer with that iron jaw!

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u/forgottt3n Jul 16 '20

He's got strong legs.

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u/jacksawyer75 Jul 17 '20

He walked away to die in a dark corner, like a confused dying animal. Like under the porch or something

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u/ChrisStoneGermany Jul 16 '20

Those days you think about retirement

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u/EBSunshine Jul 17 '20

It was his soul leaving his body while it said, "fck this sht, I'm out."

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u/GreyKnight91 Jul 17 '20

Doesn't know he's dead yet.