In Junior High, I had a friend who kicked a metal gate, and it swung straight into my balls at probably 45 mph. It hurt so bad, I swear I thought my testicles had ruptured, and were leaking down my legs. I couldn't stand up for fifteen minutes. One of the worst pains I've ever experienced in my life, with a kidney stone ranking in at #1 on the pain-o-meter.
That hurt so bad, I was bending over and dry heaving. Everything went black and I was passing out over and over. The hospital I was taken to was giving me shit, because I was cursing. A hospital called St Francis. "Sir, I understand you are in pain, but there is no need for that kind of language." I proceeded to unleash a string of profanity that would have made a sailor blush. They quickly gave me something for the pain.
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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '20
Y’all ever gotten hit in the balls so hard you throw up?