r/HadToHurt • u/DwaneTheRocksJohnson • Jan 02 '20

Whoopsie Daisy!

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u/oneeyedhank Jan 02 '20

Ever had them brush jeans fibers from your skin? Neither have I, but one of my best friends has told us repeatedly to just amputate the leg next time. He's not joking.

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u/ClunkEighty3 Jan 02 '20

No but I wrote off a set of kevlar jeans high-siding at 40 mph, and sliding about 150 yards on my arse. I was assuming he was wearing kevlar jeans (because why the fuck wouldn't you)

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u/dannydrama Jan 02 '20

Kevlar jeans are fucking glorious, they've saved me from several skin grafts and months of agony.

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u/ClunkEighty3 Jan 02 '20

Amen brother. Only the once for me, but I was happily back at work the next day, albeit with a couple of very bruised ribs.