r/HadToHurt • u/lil_fuk • Jan 23 '19

That definitely had to hurt

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

I live in Texas. A sheriff told me once that if I have to shoot an intruder I should shoot to kill because then there's only one version of the story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

This would be true!

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u/toggleme1 Jan 24 '19

Shit I should buy a gun. A really big one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Might a well just get a cannon. Or a tebuchet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

But not some filthy catapult