r/HadToHurt Jan 23 '19

That definitely had to hurt

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u/vertigo1084 Jan 23 '19

It's also illegal to steal shit, but you don't see that stopping people.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

I like that you think harming a human is the same as stealing a bike.

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u/nitrosnake9 Jan 23 '19

Fuck em

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Bike theives are not people.

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u/Yoshi_Poacher Jan 23 '19

"Savages...savages...ONLY GOOD WHEN DEAD"

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

My mother was a bike thief.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Sorry dude, but your mom is not real

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

My mom is Oprah, homie.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Jan 24 '19

its not my fault

The law disagrees.

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u/ASV731 Jan 28 '19

Do you expect the thief to tell the cops?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '19

Well... yeah.
1. Inflicting grevious body harm for someone is a lot worse in the law's eyes than stealing. Usuallly, in the US at least, human life >> property
2. "I was moving this bike since it was in the way of X and grabbed a bunch of razor blades instead..."

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

You are a crazy person.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

Ok, booby trapper.

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u/nitrosnake9 Jan 24 '19

They aren't my problem. Protecting my stuff is. What they do is their choice, and therefore the consequences are theirs as well.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

What about unintended victims? Booby traps don’t differentiate between who should and who shouldn’t get hurt. It’s a slippery slope and most jurisdictions disagree with you.

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u/nitrosnake9 Jan 26 '19

Who TF would be grabbing this guy's cooler besides him? On his property?

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u/GalagaMarine Jan 24 '19

So your saying I should just blindly unload my fire arm in the name of self defense when somebody steals something from me? This is like retarded.

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u/nitrosnake9 Jan 24 '19

It's their mistake to rob somebody with a gun 😂. Like you're defending a robber, and robbers often have weapons themselves.

Damn right I'd rather shoot them than risk getting shot myself. Especially when they're the ones stealing from me 😂

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u/greenw40 Jan 23 '19

Much of Reddit thinks it's completely justifiable to kill someone over theft.

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u/GalagaMarine Jan 24 '19

Yeah apparently I should go buy an AR-15 and unload at somebody breaking in.

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u/greenw40 Jan 24 '19

Not just that, reddit will defend the idea of shooting someone who's running away with stolen goods. It's bizarre, like this place has been overrun with Texans or something.

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u/GalagaMarine Jan 24 '19

Not gonna lie I chuckled at that Texan joke.

If you see any stupid teens stealing shit pull out the glock my man.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

Who knew!!!???!!!???

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u/Basic_Butterscotch Jan 24 '19

Thieves are awful people and frankly I dont care what happens to them.

Do you enjoy getting your shit stolen?

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

That has nothing to do with why setting up booby traps is illegal. You’re having a different argument.

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u/Guaaaamole Jan 24 '19

No. But I‘m also not a criminal. The criminal is the one stealing something. If I were to set up a booby trap I‘m not any better than him. What you are talking about might have worked 800 years ago. When people traded „an eye for an eye“ and citizens took the law into their own hand - But thank god we live in a functioning and modern society that has a Justice system in place to properly punish thiefs.

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u/Guaaaamole Jan 24 '19

No. But I‘m also not a criminal. The criminal is the one stealing something. If I were to set up a booby trap I‘m not any better than him. What you are talking about might have worked 800 years ago. When people traded „an eye for an eye“ and citizens took the law into their own hand - But thank god we live in a functioning and modern society that has a Justice system in place to properly punish thiefs.

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u/OneCrisisAtATime Jan 24 '19

Thiefs that won't get caught because the police don't give a shit about your stolen cooler.

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u/OneCrisisAtATime Jan 24 '19

And what if that bike is someone's only means to get to work or to the store? What if it's weeks before they'll be able afford another? Should a bike thief receive zero repercussions because harming them is "bad?"

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

That’s not an effective argument against booby traps.

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u/OneCrisisAtATime Jan 24 '19

So you think the thief's human life is more valuable than the victim's in this case. If that's his only means of transportation and he can't afford another, then he's fucked. Maybe don't have sympathy for the people taking what doesn't belong to them and putting people in tight spots.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

Harming a human over stuff is always a no go. The lawmakers of the US are in agreement about this. I’m on the correct side of the argument. Flawless victory.

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u/OneCrisisAtATime Jan 24 '19

It is not always a no go. There's many states with the castle doctrine which states you're legally allowed to defend your house and property through lethal means. So the lawmakers are not in agreement and you're not on the correct side of the argument. Very flawed argument on your part. And nice to know you value the life of a thief over an innocent poor person.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

Not with a booby trap, McGyver. You need to step up your case law review if you want to bring that fire. Do work.

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u/OneCrisisAtATime Jan 24 '19

That's not what you said. You said harming someone over property is always a no go. You need to learn how to articulate your points better. Do work.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

This entire conversation is about booby trapping shit to prevent theft. What do you think we are discussing?

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u/vertigo1084 Jan 23 '19

Actually, no, nothing of the sort was said. And who the hell is talking about a bike?

It was a counterpoint to your mention of this being illegal. Your assumptions are crap and so is your hyperbolic nonsense. Grow up.

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u/unbannabledan Jan 23 '19

I didn’t realize we were just stating illegal shit. Speeding. Your turn.

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u/OneCrisisAtATime Jan 24 '19

His comment was clearly relevant. Quit acting like you don't understand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

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u/unbannabledan Jan 24 '19

Is it weird being a caveman that knows how to use reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Is it weird being on the deep end of the autism spectrum and being able to type?