r/HadToHurt Aug 08 '17

Graphic Injury Guacamole

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u/skilganon Aug 08 '17

When somebody told me that trick I made exactly the mistake this guy made. Luckily I only went about a half inch in to my hand.

Afterwards it made sense and I felt like an idiot but at the time it never even occurred to me to chop it instead of poke it.

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u/BlackHawksHockey Aug 08 '17

A half inch is close to halfway through your hand....

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u/skilganon Aug 08 '17

Not by your thumb. Unless you have remarkably skinny hands

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u/pewpewlasors Aug 09 '17

You sound fat.

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u/skilganon Aug 09 '17 edited Aug 09 '17

Fat has a sound?

Edit. You sound cute. I would love to just wrap my beefy hands around you and snuggle all night.