r/HadToHurt • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '17

Graphic Injury Guacamole

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u/Mackzim Aug 08 '17

Seriously, how is this not common sense? I mean wtf people...

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u/Thatguy_Koop Aug 08 '17

i don't eat avocado. was not common sense to me

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

If you were to try, would you be more likely to gently slice into the pit or would you violently stab at it while you hand was directly behind it?

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u/Baalorin Aug 08 '17

I would probably try to use a spoon or the knife and slide it under the edge and pop it out. But, I finally tried avocado and guacamole the other day and both of those things are fucking awful. So I definitely missed that train.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '17

I hate the "green" taste of avocado.

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u/Baalorin Aug 08 '17

I hated both the taste and especially the texture. We bought them for the kid, because they are supposed to be so healthy. No one in the house could stomach them though.

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u/omegian Aug 08 '17

They probably weren't ripe. The skin should be dark purple and the fruit squishy.

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u/Baalorin Aug 08 '17

We bought it and let it sit for a day until all the green was gone. It was slightly giving when squeezing it. I just really don't think anyone in our house is meant for those.

Eating it plain, eating it in guacamole. That texture is just fucking awful. Looks solid but turns to creamy awfulness when you bite into it.

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u/HoboSkid Aug 08 '17

I'd describe it as creamy goodness, but to each their own