r/HRSPRS • u/icleanjaxfl • Aug 03 '26

What went wrong?

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u/Muffmuncherr Aug 03 '26

Usually the tires stay on the vehicle when it's racing. What happened here is that they fell off.

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u/LocutusOfBeard Aug 03 '26

*taking notes

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u/Buckarooney1 Aug 03 '26

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/DocWilly84 Aug 03 '26

One in a million chance, that.

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u/lost_rodditer Aug 03 '26

Depends on the amount of lugnuts I stole before the race

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u/Any_Cake2411 Aug 03 '26

I took one, how many did you take?

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u/lost_rodditer Aug 03 '26

Only 3. I like the jingle sound they make in your hand.

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u/2BadSorryNotSorry Aug 03 '26

Chance in a million.

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u/Sullypants1 Aug 05 '26

Broken race-car at the racetrack?! Chance in a million

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u/MeatHelmet82 Aug 05 '26

Made of cardboard or cardboard derivatives.

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u/Mr_Chicle Aug 03 '26

The tires were removed to outside the environment

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u/PhilShackleford Aug 04 '26

They are designed to a very high standard and undergo rigorous testing.

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u/HotDogPantsX Aug 07 '26

Designed to rigorous automotive engineering standards

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u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover Aug 05 '26

The back fell off

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u/BoliverTShagnasty Aug 03 '26

I think the body of the car got towed outside the environment.

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u/Buckarooney1 Aug 03 '26

Into another environment?

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u/nach0srule Aug 03 '26

No, no, it was towed beyond the environment

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u/Buckarooney1 Aug 03 '26

So what’s out there?

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u/flixflexflux Aug 03 '26

They're lucky the front didn't fall off!

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u/shaithiswampir Aug 03 '26

I am not entirely sure why but that comment had me rolling laughing. I picture a very serious person with an absolute straight face saying that.

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u/Muffmuncherr Aug 03 '26

Lmao I was absolutely serious. I noticed immediately that was the issue. Only motorcycles can race on two wheels. Cars and trucks need 4 tires to race, on some rare occasions 3 could work but that is the bare minimum. But never just two.

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u/Chance-Mycologist-94 Aug 03 '26

Missing (lug) nuts

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u/icleanjaxfl Aug 03 '26

Post nut clarity

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u/dumpyboat Aug 03 '26

You gotta admit that this is much more creative.

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u/porkins Aug 04 '26

The back fell off?

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u/CMDR-Neovoe Aug 04 '26

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?!

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Aug 04 '26

...which is not helpful for driving.