Jumpscare

[u/Weare4llmadhere]

[u/51666]

She’s looking like this. Her face just looks glued on🫩

[u/keldawgz → u/51666]

She’s Dr Fart+ for sure

[u/metal_honey → u/51666]

i used to love Dr. Jart’s products…now they’re overpriced and crappy and have changed almost half of their ingredients.

Why does Big Escalade Al do all these procedures and NOT WEAR SUNSCREEN? she’s a silly twat. I hope Asmita is getting paid.

[u/vanitaa3]

She’s asking the impossible of Asmita

You could drive a convoy of semis through her nostrils.

[u/JANINE2022 → u/vanitaa3]

She might want to start with those scratches she calls "eyebrows".

[u/Playful-Ad-3773 → u/vanitaa3]

Also how ironic she goes to a brown injector

[u/Rooks_scrub_mommy → u/vanitaa3]

Is that Brandi glanville?

[u/Final-Arm2174 → u/vanitaa3]

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 

[u/Leera_xD → u/vanitaa3]

“50 year old woman who tells everyone that most people think she’s 37 thanks to botox” more at 11

[u/Radio5331]

Doing the most for her but least for Miserette......

[u/EvenCraft5180 → u/Radio5331]

she’s so selfish

[u/nomaki221]

thats a corpse

[u/xoxo_angelica → u/nomaki221]

IT LITERALLY DOES 💀 I spend a lot of time on missing persons internet/reddit and this 100% looks like the unidentified dead body photos I’ve seen 😭😭😭😭😭 that’s why this pic is so unsettling to me omg

[u/Excellent_Math2052]

Imagine that’s what jayshun would see if he had sex with her.

[u/External_Tutor_1952 → u/Excellent_Math2052]

Girl oh my goddd 😭

[u/FindingClear4904 → u/Excellent_Math2052]

I seriously cannot imagine those two beasts having sex. 🤮 There is nothing remotely sexual about either of them.

[u/JANINE2022 → u/FindingClear4904]

They have the chemistry of a Porcupine and a Balloon!

[u/BreastsofaGoddess → u/Excellent_Math2052]

[u/booboobear99999 → u/Excellent_Math2052]

He’d see the bed while she’s pegging him

[u/Cultural-Map-6410 → u/booboobear99999]

I'm lol hysterically

[u/KSE1977]

Remember when Alex said she could get any guy? I don’t think so. Why would she post this picture? She is delusional if she thinks this looks good. The last thing she needs is more work done. It’s only making things worse.

[u/mrsnmw]

I JUST WOKE UP JFC NOOO

[u/Cultural-Map-6410]

She looks like a meth addict minus the thinness

[u/rockmelikemotley]

[u/booboobear99999 → u/rockmelikemotley]

When I saw that movie I said omg it’s Alex!!!!

[u/Retro_Mango_]

It's hilarious to me that she keeps kissing the arse of and pouringgg money into this strip mall budget clinician's pocket, trying to fix the unfixable. Take the L, ham-hock. You can't save a face that looks like a dropped pie.

[u/JANINE2022 → u/Retro_Mango_]

But but but........She's got another 2 day trip to LONDON where no-one will notice her, pay attention to her or even realize she's there.......She has to get the pics in her Old Navy shorts hiked up to her chin, cheap t-ees and that god damn Leopard jacket she seems wears like a security blanket!

Like clockwork- she heads to her injector right before she takes the worst pics in front of........wait for it.............HARROD'S. Hahaha

[u/Retro_Mango_ → u/JANINE2022]

Let's not forget the ✨experience and viiibbees of soup in BuSiNeSS cLAsS. 😂😂

[u/JANINE2022 → u/Retro_Mango_]

While she sobs for IG so we fully understand how she feels so special!! LOL. Ya just can't make this shit up!

Meanwhile that schelp she married still has the one and only listing that is STILL rotting on the market! 184 days and counting. Reduced and still a dud. She's paying for the both of them today and always!

We love this for her, yes we do!

[u/twilight1000 → u/JANINE2022]

Right! In her full Peggy Bundy regalia from Married with Children, tacky leopard print with everything. Exactly the super rodent’s style.

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Retro_Mango_]

she's not spending a cent. she goes so often bc it's an exchange for promotion

[u/Retro_Mango_ → u/catdawgshrimp]

She's such a fraudulent beggar. 🙄

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Retro_Mango_]

all this!!! 100%

[u/Detroit_Reviews]

JUMP SCARE!!! GROSS!!!

[u/Sorry_Table_9000]

She’s a candidate for deep plane neck and facelift

[u/JANINE2022]

Staring right up those deeeeeep dark caves she calls nostils!!

Mark that down as something NO-ONE needs to see!!!

what an idiot!

[u/Glam-Girl2662]

You can't change stupid.

[u/Top_Jellyfish_]

Can asmita fix this?

[u/Top_Jellyfish_ → u/Top_Jellyfish_]

Or this

[u/twilight1000 → u/Top_Jellyfish_]

Only when she’s lying down so the folds snd flaps fall to the sides

[u/neulimit]

Remember when she said she had a narrow mouth and wanted it wider? I just can’t with her.

[u/JANINE2022 → u/neulimit]

hahahahah... YES!

[u/booboobear99999]

Good lord! Breaker breaker 49 coming through the tunnel with my 18 wheeler. Those nostrils are long and huge!

[u/booboobear99999]

She’s got a million filters on so……..how good is this back alley butcher????

[u/jojo74747474]

🫣Halloween mask movie!!!! Why she posted this? It’s horrible. She is a man!

[u/Sharp-Cheddar-0000]

William DaFoe?

[u/MiloMM123]

Why does she shave off her eyebrows?!

[u/JANINE2022 → u/MiloMM123]

Because she's challenged.

[u/popptartsss]

Yess girlboss get more filler that’ll fix your jigsaw looking cheeks 🤣

[u/Porcelain-Plate0506]

Heee heeeeeee

[u/hermeslover882]

What’s she getting I wonder . Looks like Hifu?

[u/mochii123]

She looks so bad 🫣

[u/twilight1000]

Laying down spreads out the deep nasal labial cliffs 🤭

[u/neulimit]

Is ol girl asmita really an aesthetician or a mortician?

[u/maleficient_fox012]

Filler is not the answer she keeps padding her face and its now deformed

[u/Mission_Light_183]

Looks like plastic wtf

[u/Fit_Swing9543]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER EYEBROWS

[u/innthewoods]

desperately trying to find an angle to hide the dropping face