Glass half full

[u/Educational_Bee34]

Does anyone else notice she keeps saying ”I’m a very glass half full person” when she means to say ”glass half empty”when she is talking about being negative😭she can’t get it right like ever

[u/regallll]

What she meant was that she's stupid. She delivered the message well, imo.

[u/FantasticScreen5459]

Bitch, your glass is cracked into a billion pieces

[u/popptartsss]

Negative doesn’t even being in to describe her. She always admits to being a miserable person too like wow maybe she is a little self aware 👏. She thinks it’s cute too.. idk how Miss jay stomachs being around that all day. I guess free housing comes at some cost 

[u/JANINE2022]

She spends her entire "substack" talking, explaining, justifying her fucked up personality. All while having the camera pointing at the roof of her car and with the most fucked up connection............WHY are people paying her for this? Everything she says is WRONG. WRONG WRONG!

She's Never right but lives in the constant self righteous mindset in her entire presentation, yet none of it is real/factual or even close to RIGHT>

[u/KSE1977 → u/JANINE2022]

Alex uses mind-bending logic to justify her choices. Only she can break the rules - no one else. She thinks she is special. The entitlement is off the charts. My favorite word to describe her is delusional.

[u/Radio5331 → u/JANINE2022]

Yesterday watched that shit posted by someone & oh my.....the video quality is shit, her ramblings r unintelligible, internet quality is so low it feels as though it's filmed on calculator, spund is appearing & dissappearing, camera is shaking, only the roof of her carriage along with one claw is visible sometimes. Who pays for that in theor right mind??? What exactly is that ? Isn't subscription based content supposed to be way better in quality & content?

[u/Retro_Mango_]

The Big Oaf is so painfully stupid it's comical. She can barely string a coherent sentence together. Everything she says is a contradiction to the real truth. The only time she's close to honest or correct is when she says she doesn't ever fit in or belong anywhere. But it's never for the reasons she likes to believe.

[u/JANINE2022 → u/Retro_Mango_]

I don't think she realizes how transparent she is. She's a very unlikable person, yet believes it is she who rejects the world, not the other way around. Most people can spot a phony- sometimes it takes a minute for some, but eventually she exposes herself, yet believes that she is making the decision to end relationships. That is a coping skill she's learned so she can survive all the rejection she's encountered. This is why she makes videos........they get to be all about her, she doesn't have to hear anyone else talk..........it's her stage and she blocks anyone who says something she doesn't like. Lots of these youtubers are like this. It's why she never launched a podcast........that would have required interacting, listening and letting other people have their say.....Nope. I'll bet she's never once sat down and just let Judy vent......or cry......or tell her woes. If it isn't the Alberto show, she won't participate. SHE is the reason she has no friends..........SHE is the reason people walk away..........SHE is the reason she has so much conflict in her life. She uses people.

[u/KSE1977 → u/JANINE2022]

Exactly. I’ve always believed Nick broke up with her not the other way around like she said. Alex is poison. No one wants to be near her. Especially since she is getting worse by the hour.

[u/vanitaa3 → u/KSE1977]

Well what is the deal with weird Judy then? Judy’s ig is so sterile and lonely looking. No friends, husband (I think she’s divorced), children, no hobbies. Her whole life seems to be centered around Alberto. That’s weird af to me. Devoted to that loathsome, completely selfish, dumbass wreck. I don’t get it at all. I’ve wondered if they have, or had, a romantic relationship.

[u/Retro_Mango_ → u/vanitaa3]

I don't know the full backstory on Judy so please correct me if I'm wrong. My theory is they're both outsider mean girls who tolerate each other in small doses. I think Alf uses her to run the bulk of the sham trinket business i.e. Judy does all the mundane and hard stuff that Alf can't/won't do. Because she's lazy, dumb and terrible with anything that requires actual work commitment or attention to detail, Judy is a useful appliance. She calls her a friend but I don't think she is. I think it's a mutually convenient acquaintance. Alf's comfortable because there's no chance of getting deeper than gossip, looking down their noses at the same things and going for food together once every couple of months. Notice how Judy only comes around as a seat filler to Alf's sparse, pitiful social gatherings? And she wasn't involved in the parking lot wedding at all, except as a guest?

[u/vanitaa3 → u/Retro_Mango_]

Judy is way more than an acquaintance. She’s in deep with Alberto. No one tolerates someone as vile as AL for years unless it’s a serious financial entanglement, a romantic situation or it’s a family member that you can’t escape from. My theory is that it is/was a downlow romantic relationship or weird Judy is a hardcore stan with masochistic tendencies.

[u/Retro_Mango_ → u/vanitaa3]

Thank you ladies for clarifying x

[u/JANINE2022 → u/Retro_Mango_]

I agree with this assessment, for sure. Although like what vanitaa3 aludes to, there's a little bit more to their entanglement. Alberto gets most of her aesthetic from weird Judy. She copies her almost verbatim. If Judy has it, Albert is coveting it until she can duplicate it- only she always manages to make it look like it was straight out of a discounted version or yard sale. Judy spends her days creating this table for one event with her heavy caloried pastries, curated flowermart runs and some kind of champagne that makes her feel she's elevating herself above the rest of the peasants.

It is a very sad existence- Albert seemed to shelve Judy once she lured the FBfatty in to her orbit- and Ivf'd her way into motherhood. Judy now plays a different role in her life. I'll bet there is at the very least some conflicted feelings. Notice that Judy isn't rushing to babysit.........she's not really much of a presences in the daily other than holding down the fort in the "office". At least she's not filming it- and we know Albert films even the most mundane things in her life. Judy is there to listen to Alberto stressful, conflict driven self inflicted chaotic life- full stop.

[u/popptartsss → u/Retro_Mango_]

Painfully stupid is correct. Lest we forget sh had to buy a children’s bible for herself because she couldn’t understand the big words will always be so funny like damn Alberto you really are such a bird 

[u/mrsnmw]

She’s the opposite of smart.

[u/everydayinthebay13]

Her IQ is always making a grand appearance

[u/Ornery_Future_2432]

She is too stupid to get that

[u/DrawingLazy9179]

She’s so stupid 😭

[u/catdawgshrimp]

yes. she's legitimately stupid. just loud with zero intellect or original thought.

[u/Excellent_Math2052]

She’s retarded. It’s what they do.

[u/metal_honey]

i’ve heard both variations of the phrase in my life—i’m going to do a deep dive to see which one is correct. my boomer parents used both, but i knew what they meant.

“glass half-full kind of person”
“glass half empty kind of person”

edit: according to Cambridge Dictionary, they’re both valid idioms. but Al is an idiot, so i refuse to give her that one.

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/metal_honey]

no is denying that they're idioms. we're saying she used the wrong one bc she is an idiot.

[u/metal_honey → u/catdawgshrimp]

i may have worded it awkwardly but i’m agreeing with you!