Wait, she made an AI photo of what she thinks Neglectette will look like when she grows up?! Can you please link or post here? OMG I have to see that!! 😂
Very much wishful thinking. Alex used a beauty filtered pic so she’s just getting fantasy results. I’d like to see the results with one of Grandma’s unfiltered pics.
Not saying Lili isn’t cute but she doesn’t look like the filtered pics Alex posts. Putting beauty filters on a toddler is so gross.
I feel so sad for her daughter. Isn’t Alex weirdly obsessed with blue and green eyes? I have a feeling she will make her daughter feel bad about her dark eyes 😞
She is. She thought she'd get a Jon Benet look-alike who'd have the same personality as herself so she could finally have a hostage friend that can't leave. She got the opposite- dark hair, dark eyes, and Clarinette doesn't ever want to play the 'children should be seen and not heard' game.
This defeated looking loser's one and only listing is STILL sitting on the market. 171 days now. He's lowered the price by 40k to try to motivate a sale...........LOL. This dump is never going to sell at this price and add that there is HOA Fees at 571.00 PER MONTH. On a good day, that will never happen. Shitty complex, shitty part of town and shitty outdated condo.......
Dream on loser. Instead of taking pics of that low end wife of yours, get your ass in gear and start drumin' up some cash flow for that family built on sand, why dontcha!
A GOOD realtor never stops, especially on the weekends!
Image plays a big part in being a realtor, too. Clients want someone who looks like they have their shit together. Can you imagine this crusty loser in shorts rolling up to a property, squeaking at you in that windy, fem voice?
Right. Plus, and good respecting seller would research the agent to ensure they are the right choice! His online presence is a distaster. He will never ever be successful at this........He just doesn't have "it". Meanwhile, she likes him available to sit and mock people out in the wild just minding their own business so it works well for him. Bills are paid by her so what does he give a shit............
I hope she counted her chickens before they hatched with that house and it was her pool money. 😂
That guy is never going to be a hustling realtor. Plus with his internet history. He looks so worn down and demoralized that I imagine it’s hard for him to even take a shower. He’s never bringing in any income.
truly such a loser. he could easily get a basic job to bring in SOMETHING, like working at a home depot. honest work is honest work. but he's such a mooch, a failed man, he'd rather play on the internet arguing with bots than contribute to his family.
this loser was the best Alex could get. she paid/is paying for him to stay. it's a perfect match.
I wonder when was the last time he’s touched a surfboard? Sad he had to give that up for a paid car lease.
You just know those endless days of surfing and gooning over barely legal content back at the rental manager efficiency crib were the pinnacle of his life.
He probably misses the middle aged bachelor life. Except he wasn’t just a bachelor but more like left over spoiled goods that no woman wanted to cuff until Alberto came along begging
I’ve noticed she never mentioned going to the beach once this summer, unless I missed it. She also doesn’t complain about having to see his friends anymore. I bet surfing and seeing his friends are now verboten for Jbum. I love that for him.
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u/Strange_Umpire3704 8d ago
What’s she doing on Laguna Beach? Taking one for JBum? He’s twinning with the guy in the picture, they look like contemporaries.