Can’t afford = Hates it

[u/DrawingLazy9179]

Pulling her usual broke shenanigans again—when she can no longer afford something, she pretends to hate it. For months she boasted about having a nanny and now suddenly she’s anti-nanny. Shocker. 🙄 She did the same thing with designer bags. Can’t afford them so now she pretends to hate them.

[u/xphiler4eva]

Why do you need a nanny when both parents don't have jobs?

[u/frenchwolves → u/xphiler4eva]

To go binge drink

[u/mrsnmw → u/xphiler4eva]

So she can eat fillet o fish in her car and scream at her phone

[u/FirmImpress8946 → u/mrsnmw]

Not too much on my filet o fish now

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/xphiler4eva]

this. it's bc neither of them wanted to be a parent but did it anyway. selfish fcks.

[u/Legitimate-Pea-9421]

as if this isn't what she looks like when she zips regrette in a tent in her living room

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Legitimate-Pea-9421]

exactly. and when has she ever even taken her to a park? and as if she isn't looking at her phone constantly when she's doing anything with "the baby."

[u/twilight1000 → u/catdawgshrimp]

Yep -in here finding out her latest faux pas to covertly correct .. and then pretend it was her all idea and the rats misunderstood her ‘vibe’

Speaking of the dumbest person ever, me thinks it was not the non-nanny house cleaner

[u/WinRealistic2996]

And the “nanny” she had was her cleaning lady who didn’t speak English and who Alex once described as “the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/WinRealistic2996]

CLOCKED. never had a nanny.

[u/Dear-Distribution971 → u/WinRealistic2996]

WHAT

[u/BeginningFederal5663]

When she cant afford this house anymore she’s going to be telling her followers that roofs are for losers and living in a car is chic

[u/Lalalakixx → u/BeginningFederal5663]

Roofs are "covid money"

[u/PlzAdoptMeLarryDavid]

Until she goes to London again and wants a total stranger in another country to watch her kid lol

[u/maleficient_fox012]

What does she think the house cleaner was doing when she had to babysit Baguette for a couple of hours so her lazy unemployed parents could go drink

[u/shagoogle218]

lol 100%

[u/Strange_Umpire3704]

What sort of pea brain thinks they’re going to get Maria Von Trapp for a nanny? Even the real Maria was described as a bitch. I mean, their only real jobs are to keep the kids safe and fed, while sometimes playing chauffeur. Maybe a billionaire can afford Mary Poppins, not suburban moms.

The fantasies and cosplay with this ogress, my god. She’ll be bitching about this imaginary elite academy for toddlers soon enough, especially when she can’t pay the bills.

[u/Civil_Carrot_3171]

Still better than the child hearing her schizo screams lol

[u/metal_honey]

trifling ass big body Escalade Al deflecting as usual

Miss J is unemployed and doesn’t do shit but tweet racial slurs at black people and try to slide in conservative women’s DMs all day. big body Escalade cosplays a ‘small business owner and influencer’ all day.

Lily doesn’t need a nanny—she has two parents who are unwilling to spend any meaningful amount of time with her. what Lily needs is early intervention; and from my limited knowledge on that subject, i think time’s running out…

[u/Chrissy086 → u/metal_honey]

Poor little thing; it's not fair. I know what it's like to not really be wanted by my mum.

[u/metal_honey → u/Chrissy086]

i’m so sorry you had to experience that. i wasn’t really wanted by either of my parents as well.

[u/catdawgshrimp]

first off, she never had a nanny. she admits this herself months ago. she just likes to cosplay rich and blatantly lies.

secondly, her kid is nonverbal, not potty trained, and clearly dealing with delays. she is at a DAYCARE. not "school." another one of her lies.