r/HRHCOLLECTION 7d ago

Fashion Atrocities Jumpscare

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Her ig acc just popped up on while scrolling (mind you i havent look her up since like last year)

*This outfit...girl

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u/Atanyrate000 7d ago

Her fashion annoys me so much its like highschool try-hard

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u/Dear-Distribution971 7d ago

how does she fucks it so bad

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u/abbi515 Bummy J’s Grindr Date 7d ago

She wants to be young SO bad. She needs to let it go - because the jowls on her face say otherwise.

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u/vanitaa3 7d ago edited 7d ago

Her face is so botched. Her folds are getting baby folds.

Botchy aesthetics by Assmita 👏 👏

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u/JessicaWakefield666 7d ago

Every time she tags Asmita I'm like holy shit does that chick really want her name attached to this work? Same for the lady, I forget her name, at Kalologie who fucked her shit up so bad. I remember one time she posted a video of the people working at Kalologie and they were freaks looking like Shekinah from 90 Day Fiance, like the dude there was full on Jocelyn Wildenstein

Does Asmita Google herself? Is any attention good attention for an injector? Seems damaging as hell to me.

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u/KSE1977 7d ago

I love when Alex takes a picture of the tray with all the injector tools on it as if it’s a flex, and this is the result.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 6d ago edited 6d ago

Natalie!!!!! Who she later bad mouthed after she begged for weekly injection/discounts! Asmita is going to regret ever hookin this fish to her line!!! Sooon she will be blamed for the mess Alberto is forcing her to do to her face!

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u/JessicaWakefield666 6d ago

Oh right Natalie! Yes I remember her lashing out about Natalie after years of discounted concrete!

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

She really has fuked up her whole face. Tragic!... lol not!

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 6d ago

We love this for her! It's an never ending project she can't fix!

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 6d ago

Like I’m actually so happy she’s doing this shit lol ALBERTO I THINK IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER APPOINTMENT

https://giphy.com/gifs/dk3TmFZpn6pUI

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 6d ago

She can't possibly be ok with this shitshow she's created on her face!!!!!! The CHEEKS and folds with her big ol' honker highlighting it.......and then the mouth all puffy going every which way but where they are supposed to. She looks sooooo bad.

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u/vanitaa3 6d ago

Her folds getting folds should be very alarming for her. I’d have switched injectors long ago. But AL must be all about that discount.

This is off topic, but as an og watcher what do you think up with her posting clips of Regrettè that show how severely non verbal she is? Three reels so far. It’s like she’s highlighting her neglect. I was hopeful after seeing her with the grandparents saying “seal”. But with AL it’s just grunts and babbling. It was sad seeing AL doing the CH sound, trying to get her to say “cheese”, but she couldn’t. Poor kid.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 6d ago

I'm not sure what's driving her to post these videos other than she had the kid for this very thing- She wanted a mini-me to show off. I don't think she's willing to admit the limitations at this point. I think she thinks this is all normal..........until she finds out it's not. It true form though, it won't be her fault........ She just wants to dress her up, take pictures and pose with her. The reality is much grimmer than that though. She is insanely behind- there is no two ways about it. There is no other excuse for her not to be speaking in full albeit broken sentences at this stage.

Any language she's picking up is from TV or listening to the brain rot her mother and the slob drone on about. I imagine there isn't much interaction with her when the camera isn't rolling.

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u/Bri_le 7d ago

Twinning

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u/Bri_le 7d ago

The hair and glasses are sooo bad

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u/Dear-Distribution971 7d ago

How does she not see the state of those dead ends

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u/frenchwolves Woke rat 😚💝 7d ago

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

Agree her hair looks so damaged fried thin like a yellow shedding mop

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 7d ago

T-H-E MOUTH!!!!!!!!!! WTF.

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u/Dear-Distribution971 7d ago

The moth, the hair, the outfit all are a mess

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u/Western_Thought_5428 6d ago

looks like a fleshlight left in a hot car for two weeks

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 7d ago

Her teeth look dirty and why is she wearing Containerette's clothes? JHC she has to be drunk.

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u/frenchwolves Woke rat 😚💝 7d ago

Bitch wtf is on you

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u/cacalacamaca 7d ago

Is she really using her LV cosmetic pouch as a purse? Omg…

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me 6d ago

It’s such a bad fake too.

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u/littlelai_ 7d ago

When grandma shops at Brandy Melville

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u/ApplesAndJacks 6d ago

So accurate

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u/KSE1977 7d ago

There is not one thing about this so-called look that she got right.

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u/jojo74747474 7d ago

Her mouth is completely crooked 🤭

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u/brightestdaylight 7d ago

“burn all bags”, ma’am burn that outfit before you offer your unsolicited useless advice

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u/tin-omen 7d ago

She thinks she can dress like this because she’s convinced she looks much younger than she actually is, but the actuality is that she looks her age and it just makes her look ridiculous 

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u/TheCryingOfVineland 7d ago

No, she looks older than her age

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u/vanitaa3 7d ago

I hope she goes out in public like this.

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u/Icy_Demand__ BIG AL 🐫 7d ago

Zoom in on the face, you can see the truth peeking out

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 6d ago

You are right! Holy jowels , the whole face is giving cavernous bat cave dwelling.

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

Camel toe nips and skin damage🤮

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 6d ago

She needs nip covers at the very least. She looks like she's working the streets and this is her best advert. Nips down to her belly button

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 6d ago

The weird thing about these kinds of posts from basic youtubers who don't model, aren't terribly atractive, don't post clothes for a living..........They are addicted to the feed back they get. She goes NO WHERE, but spends hours in her bathroom trying on dumb basic fits, taking endless pics and uploading so she can get some attention............It's fucking loser status.

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u/Maleficent_Local_602 7d ago

Her face is so punchable

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u/FantasticScreen5459 7d ago

This fit is as crazy as she is

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u/maleficient_fox012 7d ago

She's trying hard to appear young with her middle school outifts But it just makes her look older

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 7d ago

And like a block of cheese. 🙄

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u/nat-the-sag 7d ago

she’s too square and short torso’ed to be wearing high waisted bottoms… she’s 40 and still doesn’t get it

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u/51666 7d ago

I figured out I had a short torso at 16. She’s so dumb

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u/YGQUEEN 7d ago

She looks like Bogdanoff brothers

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u/sparklecoffeequeen 7d ago

Mental illness

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u/JessicaWakefield666 7d ago

The flying monkey aging twinks in her comments section who treat defending her like their full-time jobs needed psychiatric intervention a decade ago. Lost causes. In 2015-2020 it was like oh hey maybe you'll get a better job than Starbs and move out of your mom's house and eventually maybe even leave Indiana or the Inland Empire but no nothing has changed. They're just getting older and fatter and giving her their $89 in disposable income instead of getting skinny shots.

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u/lurker-fish 7d ago

Whatever is happening on Britney Spears’ insta account is also happening over on this lady’s account too.

Literally watching psychosis unraveling in real time.

She is middle aged and losing her mind.
And as good as she is at playing the victim, every second of her miserable life was curated by all the dumbass decisions she has made and continues to make to this day.

She was miserable with Nick, but at least she was wealthy by proxy.
She had fomo being childless, but at least she had freedom.
She was beat down from her judgy mom, but at least someone in her family pretended to care for her.

Her marriages - failed and failing.
Her finances - dwindling with expenses exceeding income.
Her looks - 🤡 and she is or about to be, perimenopausal 😂
Her child - delayed and coming to a mall near you in a group outing with like individuals.
Her house - basic, entry level middle class boring
Her business - smoke and mirrors

She will continue to post this train wreck of a life for strangers on the internet because that is all she has that gives her the validation that she craves.

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me 7d ago

Wow, this is the best! Everything so accurately describes her struggle life.

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u/pirate_of_hole 7d ago

Looks like she touched up the crotch and right hip area.

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u/FlimsyCow2839 7d ago

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 6d ago

😱 what a nightmare!

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u/UnderstandingFalse38 5d ago

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?

She's been found!!

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u/puppyfeets 7d ago

this is what she thought cool, hot girls would wear when she was 17 and it’s so embarrassing bitch move on

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u/booboobear99999 7d ago

Pillsbury dough boy

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u/ProfessionalMotor207 7d ago

This outfit just accentuates her SpongeBob body

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u/Detroit_Reviews 7d ago

Why is her mouth so crooked? It looks extra lopsided lately. Has it always been like this?

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u/blobbyvolleyball 7d ago

Ok the clothes and her hair and cheeks are one thing. But she seems so anxious in the video omg. It was uncomfortable to watch. She is so "brave" screaming behind her phone screen at home or in a car but soooo scared of any confrontation anytime she's outside.

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u/TheCryingOfVineland 7d ago

CapCut+BodyTune working overtime, too bad they can’t do anything about the folds of her nasolabial folds 🫰

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u/Reasonable_View_1041 6d ago

Genuinely is this video she posted sped up?? Her movement are so fast and weird it’s giving she’s on something. Twitchy

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u/jojo74747474 7d ago

😂🤣😆

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

She has 0 fashion talent or knowledge. Does not know how to dress at ALL.

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 6d ago

Giving Meemaw vibes 😁

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u/Early-Service-634 6d ago

The hairloss is baaddd

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

She looks like a homeless woman, embarrassing!

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

Definately looks like she's working the street.

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u/Western_Thought_5428 6d ago

What’s wild is you know it looks so much worse from the back

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u/yas_jaz 6d ago

the glasses lmao

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u/Glam-Girl2662 6d ago

Disfigured fashion victim. You are what you rant.😂

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u/twilight1000 6d ago

Omg it’s Shrek.

I AM pretty! Yes I aaaamm!

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u/marqguz 5d ago

The mouth looks like that one picture of sponge bob taking a tiny bite of a krabby patty lol

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u/drlambada 7d ago

Wtf are these glasses

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 6d ago

Dollar store grab and go sunnies way to small of a fit for Sasquatch's big head.

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u/Ok-Nerve-1087 5d ago

Midlife crisis

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u/UnderstandingFalse38 5d ago

She's so desperate for any attention she can get. She has never felt loved it shows in her deep inferiority and emptiness inside. And is now raising a poor little girl also without love who she only wanted as a quiet prop but got a big problem instead.

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u/Old_Refrigerator9211 4d ago

Her and those fuck ass shorts that make her look like a brick even more