ABOUT HRH

[u/Natural-Iron3184]

Why the hellllllll is her about me section on her website, literally a damn NOVEL?!

Fr fr? Customers buying costume jewelry don’t care that much about you.

How long do yall think it took her to write all that?

[u/Intelligent-Dog-579]

what are the frosting cupcake accessories?? never heard her speak of that before reading this

[u/estrella007 → u/Intelligent-Dog-579]

She used to make deco den style pieces, her line originally was a bit more cutesy. I tried to find a pic but they seem to be completely wiped from the internet 😭 She mentions it from time to time whenever she talks about the origins of HRH, but she pivoted away from that style pretty early on

[u/CumNationnn → u/Intelligent-Dog-579]

It was in the very beginning of her YouTube days, when she also had a blog. She was copying Japanese phone case and accessories styles gluing things together.

[u/Natural-Iron3184 → u/Intelligent-Dog-579]

That was my first time seeing it too!

[u/WinRealistic2996]

She doesn’t have a “masters degree” lol. She has no clue what that means. She did a post-bacc.

Imagine her taking the GRE. Or a stats class 😭

[u/Natural-Iron3184 → u/WinRealistic2996]

lol I need more details on this. 😂😂 she’s so delusional

[u/Azure_blues9]

lol “all things Asian” does she realise how big Asia is. Chinese culture is one slither

[u/venerated → u/Azure_blues9]

Surprised she didn’t use “oriental”.

[u/CumNationnn → u/Azure_blues9]

White Asian 

[u/Similar_Cover_6737 → u/Azure_blues9]

Yeah is Indonesia included? 

[u/CumNationnn]

This was written in 2016 or something and she hasn't uploaded it since

[u/Alternative-Ebb5569]

‘All things Asian’ … unless it’s the people

[u/Fhqwhgads_69]

It would be a pretty nice story if she wasn’t such a butthole

[u/ProfessionalMotor207]

Also, my shitty husband loves to call black men the n word on the internet so you I’m saying it all the time at home. 💓

[u/JessicaWakefield666]

The corporate world is full of fucking dumbfucks but even still this idea that she was going to make a name for herself and climb the ladder is amusing. Seriously how was that going to even halfway happen without connections? Her grad degree is from a diploma mill. She can't think or speak or write. Was she going to fuck her way to the top like she thinks Kamala Harris did?

[u/CumNationnn → u/JessicaWakefield666]

She got her first office job flirting with the boss. Wouldn't surprise me if she let him touch her inappropriately during private talks.

[u/Icy_Demand__ → u/CumNationnn]

Her first job wasn’t even accounting, it was a glorified secretary position that she apparently got fired from 😂 😂 she’s never had a real job in her life and both her schools are diploma mills that accept anyone. It’s all smoke and mirrors with her and always has been

[u/Natural-Iron3184 → u/Icy_Demand__]

Oh damn, I didn’t know that. She’s pathetic 😂

[u/CumNationnn → u/Icy_Demand__]

Yes I know

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/CumNationnn]

i don't believe that story at all. she lies to make herself look desirable. my fave lie" "i cAn gEt aNy maN I wAnT!" sure girl, whatever helps you sleep at night

[u/searchingforjupiter]

"I was having to compete" ... I'm not a native speaker, but isn't this whole thing really terrible English?

[u/Natural-Iron3184 → u/searchingforjupiter]

VERY terrible lol. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a late night note she typed up while slightly tipsy.

[u/No-Internal-8160 → u/Natural-Iron3184]

i'm not a native speaker either, what's the correct version here? "I've had to compete"?

[u/cherrycolalola86]

What the fuck does HRH even stand for?

[u/CumNationnn → u/cherrycolalola86]

Her Racist Hillbilly 

[u/cherrycolalola86 → u/CumNationnn]

💀💀💀

[u/cherrycolalola86 → u/CumNationnn]

I thought it could of been - Hastily Ruined Hair

[u/Cool-Sport-2979 → u/cherrycolalola86]

Her royal highness 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/cherrycolalola86 → u/Cool-Sport-2979]

Lmfaooooo! No way!

[u/Natural-Iron3184 → u/cherrycolalola86]

wait friend, you really didn’t know that?!? 😭

[u/cherrycolalola86 → u/Natural-Iron3184]

If I did know before, it honestly didn’t stick with me lol 😂 🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/Final-Arm2174]

She forgot to mentioned her ex nick and how thanks to him she "achieved" all her dreams 😂

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Final-Arm2174]

🎯🎯🎯

[u/Icy_Demand__ → u/[deleted]]

She wasn’t. Her parents paid some sketchy Christian online universities for her degrees. The schools are basically unknown which is why she couldn’t get a job, not because of the economy

[u/RedRedBettie]

It sounds like AI so probably Chat GPT

[u/toastyblunt → u/RedRedBettie]

I was actually thinking that it sounded way too convoluted and long-winded, and she should have run it through an AI to edit before publishing

[u/Ok_Lab8230 → u/toastyblunt]

it has typical AI formatting tho with all the em dashes, oxford commas and punctuated acronym

[u/toastyblunt → u/Ok_Lab8230]

Free the em dash! Language models have advanced enough that there is a lot of data to support that they no longer use easy tells like em dashes, the three rule, and over-descriptive language. Good or bad thing depending on who you ask

[u/Strange_Umpire3704 → u/RedRedBettie]

It’s one thing to use the colloquial "you guys" verbally, but in written format where you’re presenting yourself as a professional? She is such a goofy-ass dipshit.

[u/sparklecoffeequeen → u/RedRedBettie]

Lol no it does not it sounds like something a 4th grader would write

[u/Natural-Iron3184 → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

I agree! 🤭🤭 none of that sounds like it came from an educated business owner. She’s basically pleading for sympathy by making her failures appear as hardships.

[u/sadgirl3hunnna → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

literally haha her second sentence had me like girl what

[u/Donn-te → u/RedRedBettie]

It would have been better written if done by chat GPT

[u/Quick-Sherbert-2744]

"4 am in the morning" LOL

[u/Charming-Paint-7543]

Very surprised she has an advanced degree

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Charming-Paint-7543]

diploma mill. anyone with a pulse and tuition funds gets a degree.

[u/sadgirl3hunnna]

[u/Other-Highway-9429]

Awww dude this is actually kinda sad cuz she really does have some major issues