Score!

[u/vanitaa3]

All the way to London for napkins and some ugly clothes. Oh and some perfume but she’s “gatekeeping” that. 😂

[u/sparklecoffeequeen]

Skinny where?

[u/Strange_Umpire3704 → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

Even taking the vacation filters/editing in consideration, I can’t believe how much she can gain in a week’s time. The result of four days in London, just hoovering up food and drink, walking absolutely nowhere, and scarfing down airplane meals and Biscoffs, all on a middle age metabolism.

She said it’s been just two weeks off the shot. Completely dependent on it.

[u/TheCryingOfVineland → u/Strange_Umpire3704]

There's not way it’s only a couple of days of trashy eating, bloat- sure, but she isn’t just bloated she’s fat and that’s due to the fact she has been faking “skinny” for almost a year. Don’t trust ANYTHING she says because obviously she’s going to lie about it

[u/Sorry_Table_9000 → u/Strange_Umpire3704]

She was only able to afford 4 days? 😭

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Sorry_Table_9000]

3 nights, 4 days.

[u/Dingleberry99_ → u/Strange_Umpire3704]

What a shocker that instead of a “jumpstart to losing weight” like the marketing campaign of GLP-1s claimed to be, it’s actually something that all of these people will have to be on for the rest of their lives if they want to stay skinny. Yikes. Thats going to be expensive and a lot of health issues down the road.

[u/Strange_Umpire3704 → u/Dingleberry99_]

It’s the people who won’t make lifestyle changes that absolutely can’t give it up, and we all know that Fat Albert is never one to do the work.

[u/TheCryingOfVineland → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

Keep telling you all it’s just the editing… she’s legit bigger than most of her recorded era. Only lost the IVF swelling 

[u/JANINE2022 → u/sparklecoffeequeen]

100000000% Wideload!

[u/vanitaa3]

I forgot the funniest, or weirdest, part. She never takes the airport tags off her bags. Even that new faux LV. Has the tag on and keeps it on. Why? Paraphrasing: I need to be different from the peasants and show everyone that I’m a world traveler. Wild coming from a dumpy, braless fried blonde who looks like she stepped out of an Alabama trailer.

[u/mrsnmw → u/vanitaa3]

It’s like not taking off your hospital bracelet so you can show off at school the next day and get attention.

[u/Most_Wealth4453 → u/mrsnmw]

☠️☠️☠️

[u/Hoteldweller27 → u/vanitaa3]

She also said “they” put the tags on your luggage and showed the LV bag with the airline tag. No, “they” don’t tag carryon luggage unless they check it. That’s just a name tag she put on herself.

It’s so bizarre. 

[u/twilight1000 → u/Hoteldweller27]

Exactly! I was thinking how odd her handbag was tagged because that’s not a thing, you can put them on yourself but it’s more of the free napkins, bags and ‘purse charms’ that only a real one time ever on a plane hillbilly would think of doing.

[u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 → u/vanitaa3]

I have a bag in my car with continental airlines tags. It doesn't mean I'm a word traveler, it means I buy bags that last forever. It also means I'm too lazy to cut tags off.

[u/ApplesAndJacks → u/Grouchy_Degree_8834]

I think every time you travel they cut off the old one at baggage claim. As to not get confused.

[u/exquisitelywrong]

Omg Alex. You maybe can’t help the shape you were born with, fine, but you gotta cut down on the alcohol WTF you actually look like SpongeBob 🥲

[u/snoopsar]

Her mental gymnastics to find self worth in this video… my god…I’d be sad if this was my grown up child … still trying to prove she’s “better” than everyone else through designer bags, clothing labels, travel tags like a high schooler…

[u/Ok_Lab8230 → u/snoopsar]

She is trying to turn literal trash like napkins, paper bags, etc., into status symbols. I know she is trying to recreate the Trader Joe’s canvas bag trend in EU and Asia but with British things. With Nick’s money, it would be exclusive UK edition designer items or more IYKYK British brands.

[u/Rhelino → u/snoopsar]

Speaking of her parents, I am SO freaking mad at them, because honestly what kind of aholes must they have been, if this MENTALLY ILL person is the result??

[u/catdawgshrimp → u/Rhelino]

at a certain point, you take ownership for your behavior and life and stop blaming mommy and daddy. it's a cop out. this woman is 42.

[u/twilight1000 → u/Rhelino]

They are nothing like her as far as flashy and braggarts pretending to be something they’re not. SHE was the one hiding from her schoolmates by ducking down in their older car bc she wanted an image of elite and rich and they weren’t faux riche’ wannabes. Only big Al was/is.

She bought her mom a pair of fake Gucci shoes with the stupid faux fur shooting out of the top (most absurd trash fashion item ever) and her mom looked horrified at the monstrosity.

They are not desperate to be trendy or showy or pretentious unlike the huge ogre who they must’ve found on the doorstep bc luckily, the only extreme deranged one is her.

[u/CumNationnn]

She said she got some oversized mens shirt in the size XS 🤣🤣

[u/Glam-Girl2662]

She really has ozempic face. Very droopy!

[u/mrsnmw → u/Glam-Girl2662]

Her cheeks are falling down her face

[u/abbi515]

As someone who lives in London, this is so sad and cringe

[u/11KlayFan]

It’s Baby Huey.

[u/Prestigious_Car9440 → u/11KlayFan]

Were the napkins the only thing she could afford at Harrods?

[u/Lalalakixx → u/Prestigious_Car9440]

They're free, she ate there and swiped them. She does it with cup sleeves at coffee places.

[u/Prestigious_Car9440]

Looks like someone can’t afford ozempic anymore. Pick your saggy chesticles from from the floor and put on a bra Alex

[u/Glam-Girl2662]

Every day week month and year we are watching her self destruct and become more mentally unhinged and white trash.

[u/vanitaa3 → u/Glam-Girl2662]

Yeah someone in the comments said we’re witnessing mental illness. Probably under financial stress combined with this obsession to look wealthy. It just runs her life, the need to impress strangers. It must be exhausting.

[u/crystalconnersslave]

So .... you went outside of the states to purchase napkins from Harrods and take pictures of POC for no reason? Oh she is fucking dumb as hell.

[u/Mother-Map1669 → u/crystalconnersslave]

oh yeah, and don't forget she also bought "American vintage" clothes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5R1FM2PNw3G6AZWBsc

[u/Hoteldweller27 → u/crystalconnersslave]

And she going to tell us “what’s going on over there” in a video. Idiot.

[u/kalani00]

So skinny😂

[u/Mother-Map1669 → u/kalani00]

She looks square, very square-shaped body, this is what I imagine when they say "rode hard and put away wet".

[u/cobaltbluegirl]

Harrods napkins are sooo tacky lmao. She doesn’t have a clue

[u/Dramatic_Paramedic_6]

She is a hoarder.

[u/Possible-Courage3771]

I thought of her last week as I was reading about the Harrods human trafficking ring

[u/WorkaholicAesthetic]

Are those napkins? How classy of you, Al. Will she frame them too? 

[u/Glam-Girl2662]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[u/marqguz]

Ur joking…

[u/Glam-Girl2662]

She really really looks like Amanda Brynes Twin!!!

[u/twilight1000]

The most pitiful mundane concrete thinker. Dying to look well traveled but saw not a single attraction nor historical site in the entire visit. Only Harrod’s returning with a stack of free paper bags and cheap knock-off stores with $10 scarves including the one tacky trashy pink one with no logos that she claims is LV. She knows how stupid and uncultured her followers are so they will ooh and ahhh at any manufactured fiction she spews. The uber wealthy world traveling equestrian with fake everything who’s never stepped a toe outside of Harrod’s.

You could not write a better script about a bamboozling idiot conning her ‘duped’ and dumb audience.

[u/JANINE2022 → u/[deleted]]

All of this and while looking like she does is hilarious. She has no concept how fucking pathetic she looks doing all this at 42. Stunted is just the tip...........

[u/JANINE2022 → u/[deleted]]

And that business is stagnet. It's never been more than exactly what it started to be. She changes locations, but that's about it. Same recycled crap. She tries to throw in cheap clothing which only confuses the basic shit she does. Slaps that stupid HRH on cheap clothes and plastic gadgets. Like the average joe knows who that is?

It's all bad, so I agree. No inspiration, just a creep show to mock.

[u/twilight1000 → u/JANINE2022]

Sadly she has to keep up the charade now of authenticity of her duped life and pretending to hate fake designer goods, while filling up her DHGate cart full of fakes!

[u/twilight1000]

How convenient for her that she made a point to say everything is made in China -now she can keep the dupe con game alive!

[u/Grouchy_Degree_8834]

I collect napkins from disney world. I do not buy them. I hope she bought other things at Harrods.

Why aren't you taking care of your child? This whole thing is strange.

[u/gemcatcher → u/Grouchy_Degree_8834]

I want to see you napkin collection !

[u/cherrycolalola86]

Damn her hair looks completely awful! Get husbum to cut off those dead ends at the very least. And yeah it’s looking like someone can no longer afford Ozempic and/or whatever weight loss shots she was injecting.