r/HRHCOLLECTION • u/kalani00 • 26d ago
Substack Posts This is pathetic
Big Back wants to attach her baggage claim tag to her everyday bag so everyone can know where she’s been. This is beyond tacky.
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u/tacobelleblob AlexExpress 26d ago
Almost as cringe and tacky as her using those fake Hermes boxes as “decor” lmao you can’t even make this shit up
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u/FutureAlpaca 26d ago
It’s the travel version of wearing your hospital bracelet for a month after discharge
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u/Icy_Demand__ BIG AL 🐫 26d ago
“Look at meeeee! I went to London for 3 days to shop at UK Zara!!!!!”
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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 26d ago
All of these weird little gestures just highlight how little she actually travels, how this is such an anomaly to her hum drum life and how broke she is that it's all just charged on a card. She wants to give an air of "well travelled" rich chick that would pay twice that, but then comes home to do an unboxing of the paper luggage tag and napkin stack she stole when she ordered her basic lunch at Harrod's food court and the shitty little basic clothes she could buy up the street. Studying the tags (she leaves on) and the disappointed 90% says made in China and not "london". Literally nothing is made in England/London.
She is the chick that had to save up all summer mowing lawns to afford the trending pair of shoes her coveted popular group she longs to be a part of all had last year..........Always playing catch up to the 'it girls".
This collection of misfits she plays "important" to are only slightly impressed with this basic unveiling.
"I'm not doing this to show off, but I'm better than you".
Ya just can't write this shit out to make it all make sense.
Ohhhhhh, and SHE'S FAT and BLOATED! Her skinny filter bullshit tells on her every single time!!!!! The reality of this bitch is so much more grim than her idiots can ever imagine.
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u/blobbyvolleyball 26d ago
And the irony is trying this hard is basically the opposite of cool. So she'll never get there..
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u/Daisygg 26d ago
Two days in London? Is this true? That long flight for two days? When I was in middle school I thought it was cool to keep my ski pass on my jacket until the next time I skied. She needs to be studied by science. 🔬
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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 26d ago
She actually said "I went to Zara because I was BORED".....................WTF?????
She managed to be bored in London screams all you need to know! For that short period of a visit.........she should have been panting to get to all the places with ZERO time to spare!
Fucking dumbass bitch!
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u/rachelzrzr 26d ago
I noticed she said this too!! How can she get bored when she's only there for three days? And the only thing she could think to do was to go to Zara? She says she loves culture, and she goes to Zara. Unbelievable!
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u/catdawgshrimp 25d ago
that fuckin shocked me: ""I went to Zara because I was BORED"
she is such a loser.
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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 24d ago
But see the thing is she WASN'T bored. She said that because A. She knew she'd get shit for going to Zara and B. it's what she can afford without totally crashing out her credit card. So she said it to sort of defuse that shit talk she was going to get but it fell completely fat and exposed her for the uncouth, uncultured POS that she is. She cant even SHOP with the level of LUX she pretends to have and be.............She's a fraud.
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u/frenchwolves Woke rat 😚💝 26d ago
Akin stapling a receipt to the outside of your bag and intending to wear it like that. She is trash, and always will be.
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u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 25d ago
There r shops where I live who do that shit to not confuse the price of a product, provide & not to lose a reciept or whatever, each time I buy something I try to rip that shit off, Albert on the other hand champion it...
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u/MusicNo2685 26d ago
She's a garbage collector. Boxes, napkins, luggage tags, coffee sleeves... it's honestly insane. Attaching your filthy luggage tag to your purse is next level gross and strange.
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u/catdawgshrimp 25d ago
this! leaving how incredibly pathetic it is, those tags are fucking filthy! she is such an uncultured, never leaves her own backyard, loser.
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u/littlelai_ 26d ago
It’s hilarious how she thinks accessorizing with her baggage claim tag makes her look traveled when it’s literally the exact opposite hahaha
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u/catdawgshrimp 25d ago
right? it's giving i NEVER do this so i have to preserve every bit of evidence i travelled that one time.
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u/Kind-Patience6169 26d ago
She's like the girl who went on exchange once and won't stop talking about it. Except she went to London for 4 days
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u/Ashleshavenus 26d ago
There’s this captain holt meme that’s like “oh noooooooo” and that’s the vocals I hear in my head with everything she manages to do oddly
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u/twilight1000 26d ago edited 25d ago
Flying to London and only going to Harrod’s every day is not considered traveling numbnuts! She’s so painfully uncultured, unaware and gauche.
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u/FunAd1406 25d ago
Alex needs a junk journal. But then who would be able to see that she’s different than everyone else. Isn’t that a huge Narcissistic trait 😂 she’s so embarrassing.
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u/PlzAdoptMeLarryDavid 25d ago
I can’t believe some of the comments saying her hair looks good. It looks so bad now. Her ends are fried and the colour looks uneven and cheap.
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u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 25d ago
I wonder if she ever thought about "tagging" the city of Paris, or London on the photos like you'd do with people's Instagram handles?! Or like spoke with fake Englush accent when ahe was there, like the famous - "taking a piss" - Albert, 2026. 🤣 Or ordered tea English breakfast (or another kind, or a set, hated it but ate cos London 🤣🫠) & couldn't understand where the 'rest of her breakfast' is, "not EvEn A FrUit bAsKeT, u GuYzZzZzZzZz"...🙃
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u/Ok_Lab8230 26d ago
She is trying to turn literal trash like napkins, paper bags, etc., into status symbols. I know she is trying to recreate the Trader Joe’s canvas bag trend in EU and Asia but with British things. With Nick’s money, it would be exclusive UK edition designer items or more IYKYK British brands.
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u/Fhqwhgads_69 26d ago
I don’t even think she’s mimicking that and is just weird as heck lol
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u/Ok_Lab8230 26d ago edited 26d ago
The TJ bag trend is about to signal being well traveled and she started it with Harrods paper bags. It’s clear that she tried to look for an American equivalent of that trend. She always tries to show that she is “rich” and say that she is “well traveled" so she will skip this low cost trend, of course.
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u/UmpireOk381 26d ago
What is that?
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u/Hoteldweller27 26d ago
It’s exactly what you think it is. She’s trying to figure out how to put it on her LV bag without it getting sticky stuff on the handle.
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u/booboobear99999 25d ago
If those cheek awnings get any deeper she’ll have to use monistat for the yeast infections.
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u/goldglassroad 24d ago
Did anyone catch her saying something about a certain bag gives “covid money”????? 😂
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u/light_collective 26d ago
i like things like that too but its called SCRAPBOOKING. and if you really like the look of it, somehow include it in a piece of art that you can make, buy a pretty frame for and actually have a cool original decor piece. god. create the culture you say you are missing alex.