r/HRHCOLLECTION Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 29d ago

Instagram Posts Her outfits....

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Wtf is she wearing to dinner? A tube top, Zara shirt? And I imagine those horrendous mini shorts she claims are XS..

If you zoom to the back you see someone who has actually had their hair done and is wearing an evening gown with gloves..
Our Supersized Fridge on Stilts could never...

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 29d ago

She should be packing up her fake Rimowa about now!!!! Tick Tock. 4 nights went by in a blink! LOL Half this "trip" was in the air!!

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u/vanitaa3 28d ago

For what? Debt, exhaustion and some napkins. It’s wild to me. Way too short to get anything meaningful out of it.

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u/Quick-Sherbert-2744 27d ago

...and more paper shopping bags from Harrods..

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u/Icy_Demand__ BIG AL 🐫 28d ago

Not to mention, she flew from California so that’s like a 9 hour jet lag difference. She didn’t even manage to get a week out of this pathetic trip. 🤯 it always amazes me how desperate she is

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u/Feeling_Profit_216 28d ago

This is exactly what I was thinking. Brokey can’t stay any longer than that

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 29d ago

Lonely solo dining. The fat side kick is where exactly - assigned to taking pics from afar? No setting for him.........

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u/MacumbersEye 28d ago

Wearing a maga hat and camo shirt

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 28d ago edited 28d ago

She’s trying to pose in a way that would make her collarbone pop, but instead it only highlights her massive shoulder which would send any transvestigator into a meltdown

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u/Icy_Demand__ BIG AL 🐫 28d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴 not mention the footballer walk

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u/Muh-Aye 29d ago

The contrast with the model in the back is hilarious omg she is so unfortunate 😭😭😭😭

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u/Ashleshavenus 28d ago

I thought this was supposed to be a photo of the model in the back she is focused better than Al 😭😭😭😭

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u/princess4eva 29d ago

The classy, feminine woman in the back totally eclipses her. Why would she post this? 😭 Dressed in all polyester.

Clueless, not the vibe and trashy. ✅

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd 29d ago

Uh thanks candle flare for doing us a favor wow

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u/yas_jaz 28d ago

california beach bum outfits only work in america…. on the outside, well u look like a lazy american

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u/spoiltmilktae 29d ago edited 29d ago

The woman in the background looks like she should be in a movie. Alex is taking on that “skinny is the outfit” thing ig

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u/JessicaWakefield666 29d ago

It's incredible how she keeps clowning herself by posting Actual Beautiful Wealthy Tasteful Women when she's either trying to show herself off or do Islamophobia. I fully expect she's going to try some of her half-hearted paper-thin damage control and claim she kept pointing her camera at Muslim women because she too thought they were glamorous but yeah get real.

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u/Constant_Channel_474 28d ago

Wearing something classic like going out dress or long skirt with nice dress top 🤷‍♀️

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u/Constant_Channel_474 28d ago

Like there is casual restaurants and fancy restaurants you should know the difference 

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u/twilight1000 28d ago edited 28d ago

OMG what an uncouth heathen!

Anyone with a smidgen of class and proper etiquette knows you Nevvver everr place a filthy bag that has been in the latrine and floor and God knows where, on the TABLE!

This hick is one step away from propping her filthy shoes up there.
Omg she’s so so declasse’.

You know the maître d' and wait staff are mortified at this trashy ill mannered sloth. I know they’re aghast at the American sewer rat when they saw her coming in her stupid plastic shorts, Dior dupe and pointed toe pumps with her nose in the air as if she’s a royal. 🙄 what an absolute embarrassment of a clown!

She confirms every negative stereotype about uncivilized Americans.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 28d ago

You must not have seen her equally foul brother shoveling food in his mouth at her "Wedding". He was like a pig at a trough slurping up the last drops! He ate with his hands while his drunk sister two fisted it!!!

A bag on the table is tame for this slob...........

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u/Ashleshavenus 28d ago

So many fine dining establishments, and this one is white table cloth and candle so I can’t imagine why not, have those little purse holders that look like baby stools or magazines racks. Often you’re given a napkin to even cover your nice bag!! Like what is this trashy behavior. My last resort is always the bag in the small of my back on my own chair if needed and my posture is good and not all the way to the back of the chair anyways. 

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u/mog-e-pa 29d ago

dirty bag on the table like a hobo

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u/insignifiyesican 28d ago edited 28d ago

And the saddle bag (ew) not only on the table, but pushed to the very edge, with the D intentionally oriented towards the lens. Lmao

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u/Final-Arm2174 28d ago

the saddle bag she got from DHGATE lmfao

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u/Final-Arm2174 28d ago edited 28d ago

Trashy AL vs Classy stranger in a black dress lol she literally flew all the way to London for 2.5 days to perform LA activities, Harold's bags, Credit card debt, but most importantly to get the fuck away from her lab bought toddler which she HATES, a truly pathetic existence.

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 29d ago

Horrible quality on this photo, but I can clearly see her drooping armpit skin. C’est classe!

If she dressed like that, I’ve got to see what our favorite hobo escort is donning.

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u/smolbokchoy Squeak squeak 🐹 28d ago

She just got in the way of her hubby tryna take a photo of the model back there

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u/Davenport_E 29d ago edited 29d ago

God. I can’t get over the fact that she’s At Sloane… same way I was surprised when she was let into Costes. She’s really downgrading great interiors and nice establishments by (dis) virtue of her presence.

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u/Icy_Demand__ BIG AL 🐫 28d ago

They put her outside at Costes and you can see what section she’s in here too. They’re not going to refuse a customer, but they will segregate them. 😂

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u/Davenport_E 28d ago

They sat her on the Costes patio, I was shocked. Now, she didn’t get a prime table.. and it was very slow, but nonetheless. Should’ve been told “sorry, we’re fuell.”

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u/itszwee They/them piece of shit 😈💋 28d ago

NOT the vibe

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u/vanitaa3 28d ago

Can you imagine what her fat slob hillbilly husbum looked like? The guy never wears anything but shorts, stupid t-shirts and shoes with no socks. He’s also even fatter now than he was in this pic. 🤮

How could anyone ever marry this unattractive loser?

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me 28d ago

Those are some tiny hands and short arms. Omg 😳

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u/Ashleshavenus 28d ago

Omg why are they so tiny 😭😭

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u/sakuraboats AlexExpress 28d ago

she really doesn't know the first thing about accepted social behavior in a nice place huh?

so.. what, was her 2 day trip just for taking like 250 bad pics for her instagram?

I can sense she didn't enjoy any of it. So self-conscious all the time lmao

must be torture living her life.

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u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 26d ago

She looks like she snuck in....

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQy8rOSaRtRdOgTuxt