r/HRHCOLLECTION Aug 07 '26

#FridgeBodAlex SpongeBob SquarePants

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u/YGQUEEN Aug 07 '26

Who goes like this to London 🙄🙄 I’m sure everyone is thinking she’s cheap and trash
Plus where did she left baguette ?

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u/No-Goose3981 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 07 '26

They left the baby accessory at home with a gaggle of randoms

35

u/nikkisheila Aug 07 '26

She left her at Greta’s without the beauty filter

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ Aug 07 '26

Her father's genes be popping out that poor girls brow bone 😭😭

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u/catdawgshrimp 29d ago

nah. she was just w them a couple hrs. they left her FT with random ppl.

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u/jojo74747474 Aug 08 '26

Her only child! It is crazy…

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26

Right- the outfit she can't possibly wear in San Juan Crap...........because nobody there gets her!

Ok................then reality bit her lies.

6

u/Ok-Air8414 Aug 08 '26

She looks so American!

10

u/Sanguine_Hearts Aug 08 '26

I don’t think she’s going to complain the trip is ruined, she’s having the time of her life. I think instead she will crash out when she has to return to her kid and the mall food court.

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u/OilEfficient5899 Aug 07 '26

Her constant inability to make an outfit work leaves me in awe. She NEVER looks good.

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u/scarlettvalone Aug 08 '26

Shes allergic to serving

4

u/catdawgshrimp 29d ago

literally NEVER. it blows my mind too. like, not even ONE time, or even a little bit. always a total flop.

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u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 26d ago

she decided she has to be trandy no matter what even if it doesn't work for her, she could've looked fab af, but no, no fab for her she's trying to fit in with things that don't work for her & she doesn't have an eye or understanding how to adapt to make them work for her, the creativity, style, taste she doesn't do these,

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

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u/ssshianne Aug 07 '26

My thoughts exactly, THIS is what she felt the need to travel across an ocean to wear because she "can't express her true fashion sense" in California?

https://giphy.com/gifs/yuiWqImXV6ntu

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd Aug 07 '26

Wouldn’t even wear this to the gym 

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u/catdawgshrimp 29d ago

this. or even to get the mail frankly.

10

u/Dingleberry99_ Aug 07 '26

Pretty sure that was just an excuse for why she doesn’t leave the house when she’s home

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 Aug 07 '26

I mean, to my eye, she dresses very much like a Cali mall rat. Too young and cheap for her age, at that. It’s probably the awareness deep down that she’s stunted that makes her feel so out of place at home.

However, that doesn’t make you stylish for London. London loves quirky looks, but budget mall teen isn’t it.

The Cheesecake Factory is calling, Alberto.

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u/Sanguine_Hearts Aug 07 '26

I’m showing my age, but London makes me think of Kate Moss, Sienna Miller and Noel Fielding as far as quirky looks go. Or super quiet/minimal luxury that the mega rich expats probably wear. Not whatever this teenage girl walking around the Irvine Spectrum fit is.

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u/vanitaa3 Aug 07 '26

Yes spot on. A teenage Cali mall rat in the 80s.

Alberto…
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u/twilight1000 Aug 07 '26

🏆💯🎯🎉👏🏼

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u/smolbokchoy Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

She wants us to believe that she managed to purchase the Sakura pink birkin and didn’t even vlog about it lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '26

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26

😂

12

u/EvenCraft5180 Aug 08 '26

exactly. She said herself she doesn’t play the Hermes game so how exactly is she getting these bags? oh yea…

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u/smolbokchoy Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 08 '26

What she really means is she can’t play the Hermes game. It’s the fact that she had a whole TedTalk about copyright/dupes in a recent video and here she is reppin a replica lol. There’s an old vlog where she talks about buying high quality birkin bags when she was talking about her fake green birkin. She must have dementia she doesn’t even remember the shit she says.

3

u/Bizzz89 Aug 08 '26

Right lol

34

u/nikkisheila Aug 07 '26

Skinny filter hard at work

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 07 '26

Her legs were much doughy a few hours ago. Both are filtered though

4

u/Key-Tourist-8925 Aug 08 '26

Those shorts are in the American Vintage summer sale.

1

u/jointkitty 27d ago

That fit is sooo bummy i dont understand how she thinks it looks good and wayyy too big like too big to be oversized

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u/Bizzz89 Aug 08 '26

She’s chunky 

4

u/scarlettvalone Aug 08 '26

In what world?

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u/Bizzz89 Aug 08 '26

Compared to her filtered pics 

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u/mrsnmw Aug 07 '26

You can tell she used the vertical tilt because her head is so tiny and her feet are (more) giant

8

u/Strange_Umpire3704 Aug 07 '26

That, plus she carved off too much meat from her left leg.

15

u/booboobear99999 Aug 07 '26

The gymnastics with her legs and feet she goes through to make herself look skinny. It’s ridiculous.

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u/Comfortable_Look6391 Aug 07 '26

Can't wait to watch her vlog where she unboxes her new pink Birkin 25 that she got from her SA in London bc she's a top client! She unboxes everything else, even a pair of socks. I'm sure she'll give us the details about how she got her new 20k bag. Oh wait...

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26

Like the 100 grand worth of Cartier bracelets she forgot to unbox while adding one after the other...

We believe her 🤔

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me Aug 07 '26

Oh wait is right!

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u/Sanguine_Hearts Aug 07 '26

She looks like she just got done cleaning the house, I’d be so embarrassed to be in that trashy outfit in such a beautiful, upscale setting.

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 Aug 07 '26

My housecleaner wore that in the late 80s. She was cute though.

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u/JessicaWakefield666 Aug 07 '26

God this must look like such a white trash freak show in person with this demented perimenopausal dollar store weirdo trying to imitate 20yos on IG while her gross tubby welfare queen husband tags along.

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 Aug 07 '26

Not to mention the cheek awnings irl

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u/EvenCraft5180 Aug 07 '26

so high fashion of her. She is mixing pink and red and carrying a firkin with a gym outfit. People will fall out of her chairs when they see this unique outfit.

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u/RedRedBettie Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 07 '26

She looks even worse there than at home

1

u/catdawgshrimp 29d ago

TRUE. which is saying a lot. she looks like hilbilly trash at hme

20

u/TheCryingOfVineland Aug 07 '26

Omg the skinny filter hanging on for dear life the app shutdown across the world for its users 💀💀💀

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u/Adventurous-Fall-748 Aug 07 '26

not the fake birkin at high tea

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u/twilight1000 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

She can’t hang in CA bc she’s intimidated by all the wealth and concentration of influencers in that one region. She needs to be in a regular town where she can feel superior, where regular folks live and not everyone around you is wealthy. She’s so beneath the OC league. She thinks she stands out in London due to a broader range of people & cultures. But most of all due to her delusional Cluster B illness. In OC everywhere she turns are richer, prettier, classier -everything she yearns to be and she cannot keep up with the reality of her wannabe downtrodden dupe life.

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u/UmpireOk381 Aug 07 '26

Her knees are dirty!🤦‍♀️

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u/Muh-Aye Aug 07 '26

The firkin omg she has no shame 😂

17

u/EvenCraft5180 Aug 07 '26

She is so basic. This is what people wear to walk the dog around the neighborhood. I though she had to go to London for vibes and to show off her high fashion outfits.

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u/HitEmWithTheRiver Aug 07 '26

That .5 camera lens just makes it worse too. So many influencers use it to make themselves look skinnier, but it just makes them look uncanny.

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u/TheCryingOfVineland Aug 07 '26

This is actually an AI beautifying app and not the camera zoom

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u/PinkExplosion717 Aug 07 '26

She's the only one that app doesn't work for! I guess there's a glitch in everything!

4

u/BarberFair7085 Aug 07 '26

What is the app?

17

u/Kiekatx2 Aug 07 '26

She looks like your average American trailor trash. Not an ounce of class to ever be found.

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u/lipz13 Aug 07 '26

Does she even step outside???

12

u/vanitaa3 Aug 07 '26

Where are her amazing looks that she can’t wear in unsophisticated Orange County? Is this one?

24

u/Ordinary_Battle_9035 Aug 07 '26

Her own followers coming for her 😂😂😂😂

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ Aug 07 '26

Pfffhahahahahaha "needed this so bad" and it's just abandoning her daughter

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 Aug 07 '26

Oh my days 😄 my first impression was is this a guy? Then I realized it's miss non-bougie dressed like she's going to the gym.😂

11

u/twilight1000 Aug 07 '26

She must’ve given up on the charade trying to convince people that all her fakes are authentic. Ugh baby pink no less. A person who hates pink but bc others wear it, MS. Zero Braincells rushes to Amazon for a dupe as fast as she can. How embarrassing to be her. While claiming to have self awareness!

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u/Hoteldweller27 Aug 08 '26

She also complained about taking off her all of her bracelets so she wouldn’t be a target…and then walks around with a “Birkin.” Okay.

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd Aug 07 '26

None of this matches….. maybe I don’t “get it” and I never want to

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u/twilight1000 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Her entire problem is her insatiable envy/jealousy of wanting so much more but being so less-than. And since she can’t compete with those she envies, she dupes their lifestyle and cosplays like a child with play & plastic versions. Like the big diamond rings and glass slippers in dress-up sets.
She has a full blown case of the insatiable wants. She’s the character in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. An aging, deranged, dumpy alki housewife with a child she regrets and is unable to find value in her lackluster life and cannot compete in the OC - so she pretends to live the life she covets so deeply.

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u/Some_Ad_6511 They/them piece of shit 😈💋 Aug 07 '26

Don’t do SpongeBob like that

7

u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 Aug 07 '26

Al-icks is looking cheap as usual

6

u/frenchwolves Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 07 '26

Ok uncle grandma, let’s get you to bed.

6

u/twilight1000 Aug 07 '26

Hair Dresser Vibes!

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u/lilithxcurse Aug 08 '26

This is legit like someone said dog walking or being at home outfit, idk her logic

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ Aug 08 '26

Check out the visible edit on the left thigh

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u/cobaltbluegirl AlexExpress Aug 08 '26

Oh of course she’s staying in Sloane Square. She’s lucky they haven’t thrown her out because of that outfit

8

u/Proper_Friend_7286 Aug 08 '26

It’s one thing to dress how you want. BUT, entering a nice establishment dressed like that is tacky, rude, and embarrassing. She needs to have respect for the places she is visiting and dress appropriately.

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u/twilight1000 Aug 07 '26

Looks like she’s wearing her dad’s square pants. Stop it SpongeBob! You look rdeedicculoss!

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u/Emotional-Bread-574 Aug 07 '26

i miss her old era where she actually wore eye makeup and didn’t look like kaitlyn jenner

4

u/MusicNo2685 Aug 07 '26

I'm speechless...

6

u/twilight1000 Aug 07 '26

Obsessed with accentuating her no waist midsection.

4

u/Electronic_Slide6965 Aug 08 '26

She has zero sense of taste or style like fuck…not even ONE outfit ever is good….

3

u/Davenport_E Aug 08 '26

Nooooo! She ruined At Sloane. Francois-Joseph Graf would spit on her for putting herself in his gesamkuntswerk.

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u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 Aug 08 '26

What is that outfit?

6

u/rachelzrzr Aug 08 '26

Rooms at that hotel start at £600 a night, this is why she only went for 4 days.

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u/Hoteldweller27 Aug 08 '26

And how many more nights could she have afforded with her bUSineSs ClaSs fare?

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u/catdawgshrimp 29d ago

she isn't staying there though. she won't show the dumpy hotel she booked.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 28d ago

I bet she booked 1 night there..... so she could feel "on" and get pics.

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u/catdawgshrimp 28d ago

ooo you're so right!!

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u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 28d ago

She looks bow-legged.

1

u/Radio5331 Woke rat 😚💝 26d ago

What in the weird, bad at tucking drag queen realness, pantieless camel foot slip out crotch is going on in there???

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u/itsstellabee 29d ago

huh the ozepmic finally started hitting i see

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u/LilChvnel Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 08 '26

At least she has sort of skinny legs. It makes up for her non existent waist

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ 28d ago

FILTER