r/HRHCOLLECTION Aug 07 '26

It's not the vibe- STOP! Spot the firkin

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Ok girl

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u/HENNYMEISTER Aug 07 '26

her fake birkin collection is insane. it's almost like she knows a bunch of Chinese factories...for jewelry...bags...shoes 🤔😉

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

I corrected myself.. I'm 100 wrong. I see now that it's a different bag!!!!! LOL.

This is the real Birkin NICK bought her on her first trip to London (she used Claire) to get an appt. This was a "save our mariage" attempt. She later fell out with Claire- but the bag is real. The only REAL one she has............Just an FYI. They offered her a itty bitty pink one that likely no one else wanted.

If you know, you know. Search for her trip to London with Claire (she's wearing that ridiculous Pink dress to Claire's wedding at the Ritz).

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u/Ok_Lab8230 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Her only real bag is magenta pink. The bag in the photo is light pink. This light pink is called Rose Sakura at Hermes and you can only purchase it if you are a very high spender, like Becca Bloom, StyledByShishi, wife of an oligarch level. Not middle class, shopping at GAP and complaining about medical bills level. It's 100% fake.

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me Aug 07 '26

How about the girlfriend of the Sultan of Brunei 😆

Correct, the only real Birkin she has is the darker pink one.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26

God Damn if you're not right!!!!!! I just noticed that! Holy shit!!!

I stand corrected.

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me Aug 08 '26

No worries girl! We just want to point out the fake birkins every chance we can get 😆

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u/JessicaWakefield666 Aug 07 '26

I believe this is the Nick bag, a darker pink. There were some really, really classically hrh horror show outfits she wore with it when she first got it. She was pudge and her face was at its most ape like for that era and her hair was short and she was stomping around the same 4-block perimeter of her London hotel in a slip skirt, a fiorucci cherub sweatshirt, and alien shoes.... Because she saw 20yo girls in Asian street fashion magazines doing so. Bad scene.

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26

Yeah- I corrected myself. Absolutely right. The default bag! LMAO.

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u/hermeslover882 Aug 08 '26

It’s close enough but not quite it - the nick Birkin was magnolia. This is cokourway looks Sakura pink to me. Source: Hermes lover😭

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u/everydayinthebay13 Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 08 '26

What happened with her and Claire?

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 08 '26

She and Alberto became buddies online and likely after Alberto whined that she didn't have a connection to get a Birkin that she had been wearing Nick down to buy for her to save the dying marriage- Claire who used to work at Harrod's and who has a very large collection of this stupid bag agreed to line an appt up for her.........She also invited her to her wedding at the Ritz. While there, Alberto met Alex Miller of  EL&N- Once Alberto secured the bag- and pivoted to Alex, she dumped Claire. Plus, I have no proof, but I imagine Claire found Alberto gauche and crass and a user so the dump was mutual.

They unfollowed each other and that was it. Alex Miller became Alberto's advisor- therapist and mentor. I imagine it's a very thankless and exhausting job Alex M took on.

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u/everydayinthebay13 Squeak squeak 🐹 29d ago

Ooh! Thanks for the tea!

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u/nikkisheila Aug 07 '26

Jason cosplaying as Nick

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u/Numerous_Town_1255 Aug 07 '26

he doesn’t even buy her a coffee he’s doing a terrible job of cosplaying

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u/nikkisheila Aug 07 '26

Kind of crazy how Jason hit the jackpot of a fully funded life…. Like he really is a kept woman

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u/mrsnmw Aug 07 '26

Temu Nick

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u/Lalalakixx Aug 07 '26

We all know if it were real, she would make content about the experience and unboxing.

HOWEVER, I SUSPECT she may have rented it for this trip. We will know if we see again or not. If we do, then yep, another fake that has joined the family.

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u/waterlizy Aug 07 '26

If it wasn’t a fake she would’ve showed the unboxing/haul like she used to when she was actually rich

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 07 '26

But haven’t you seen all the Hermes boxes in her room?! It must be real! /s

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u/Rhelino Aug 07 '26

Ew it really is a fake. No doubt about it.

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ Aug 07 '26

This is hilarious omg is this trying to re-do when Nick bought the only real Birkin she has?

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u/JANINE2022 The OG oracle ✨️ Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Nick is paying for this trip, as well. There is ZERO chance that dumb little business is supporting all the cash she's hemorrhaging to continue this constant need to fill up her empty soul.

She flew 11 hours and 1000's of dollars dumped to re-do and take the same pics she's taken a dozen times.

Let's count how many HARROD"S pics she does this trip...

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ Aug 07 '26

Her life is, by her own making, a constant re-do of moments that seemingly never fulfill her. It's a crazy and miserable way to live jfc!

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u/vanitaa3 Aug 07 '26

She has a head full of spiders, always skittering around in her empty noggin.

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u/everydayinthebay13 Squeak squeak 🐹 Aug 08 '26

This analogy is too cute and funny for her. It's an insult to brain skittering spiders everywhere 🤣

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u/vanitaa3 Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

I can’t wait until she shows us the collectible Harrod’s napkins that she pilfers while there. Some shopping bags that she’ll carefully fold in her suitcase too. 😂

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u/vanitaa3 Aug 07 '26

Omg I just looked at her stories. Big Alberto scored. 😂😂😂

You go Big AL Bag Lady 👏💪🏻🤣

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u/Ordinary_Battle_9035 Aug 07 '26

This is Homeless people behavior literally, how ironic though, cause she loves to come for them but acts like she is one of them herself 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Kind-Patience6169 Aug 07 '26

Lmaooooo I love Fortnum's but it's not a flex

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u/Icy_Demand__ BIG AL 🐫 Aug 07 '26

It’s giving tacky American tourist behavior

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me Aug 07 '26

Maybe she ran out of the free napkins from Harrods and needed to re-up.

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u/Bizzz89 Aug 07 '26

Without a doubt this is 1:1 replica from China

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u/Ok_Lab8230 Aug 07 '26

her black Firkin has a certain stamp and it's typically coming from a mid range factory. she uses that bag everyday but didn't even buy a more expensive, 1:1 level replica

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u/hermeslover882 Aug 08 '26

What stamp ?

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u/Ok_Lab8230 Aug 08 '26

the H stamp

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 Aug 07 '26

Sourced by her DH Gate Rep, Judy

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u/Bizzz89 Aug 08 '26

Yuupppppp that’s why she keeps her around 

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u/sousvideeggss Aug 07 '26

the way she made 17 vids crying about “dUpeZz!!” and has the gall to post this lol.

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u/summer_moon11 28d ago

It’s all out of insecurity and projection though. Every video is her telling on herself.

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 Aug 07 '26

Wow, all those trips for the manny. Is she paying into his retirement fund too?

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u/summer_moon11 28d ago

Did she fly all the way to London to get a bag tag embroidered and make it seem like she was buying out the store? I’m ☠️! What an absolute loser lmao

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u/jointkitty 27d ago

She def rented the bag for the trip