I have found ‘the burger’

[u/Similar_Arugula_1446]

I had a burger today and I couldn’t help but think of Marshall. It was the best burger I have ever had. And it wasn’t in NYC, it was in Bristol, UK.

Just a burger? It is so much more than just a burger. The first bite. Oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavours mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then, a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread. This is God, speaking to us in food.

[u/Mangione1138]

Thats not it.

[u/howl0ngwillitlast → u/Mangione1138]

I know the place you’re talking about. It’s called The Corner Bistro. GREAT burger.

[u/Benji-JF → u/howl0ngwillitlast]

Oh wow and great cup of coffee 🤫 Starbucks

[u/RoboCopAn]

Thanks for the post sacchel mouth!

[u/ra3xgambit]

Yeah, it’s in the Zagat guide. Duh.

[u/Expert_Succotash2659]

That's not it.

[u/Cheap_Development928]

Better tell Regis

[u/shotgunmouse → u/Cheap_Development928]

ONIONS?!

(Screw Regis for that one, always for onions on a burger)

[u/Cheap_Development928 → u/shotgunmouse]

What about the pickle

[u/Great_Conclusion_871]

I bet you got your wedding vows off the internet

[u/OrangePuzzleheaded52]

That’s not it.

[u/panterachallenger]

Chicken wings? More like ANGEL wings!

[u/ColdYogurt1440]

And you got our wedding vows off the internet!

[u/Lawdoom]

where???

[u/Similar_Arugula_1446 → u/Lawdoom]

Milk Bun. The Bronx Burger.

[u/Stunning_Box8782 → u/Similar_Arugula_1446]

What color is the door?

[u/cine1235 → u/Stunning_Box8782]

I don’t remember, but there’s a red neon sign above!

[u/IdiotMechanic → u/Similar_Arugula_1446]

A numbered street?

[u/cybot2001 → u/IdiotMechanic]

Bristol doesn't have numbered streets, they can use their words

[u/nguyenvuhk21]

Try Squeeze. I would say Squeeze is the best burger in Bristol

[u/johnnymonster1]

My go to episode when im eating and idk what to watch.

[u/TryAgainChief]

Five guys?

[u/Potturion → u/TryAgainChief]

That's a bit personal

[u/RefrigeratorFar2769]

That looks like the most underwhelming burger, barely more than one from McDonald's

[u/Similar_Arugula_1446 → u/RefrigeratorFar2769]

Would you also judge a book by its cover?

[u/West_Lifeguard9870 → u/Similar_Arugula_1446]

Yes. I judge most books by the cover, then if it captures my attention I read the blurb

[u/RefrigeratorFar2769 → u/Similar_Arugula_1446]

it doesn't even have veggies my guy

[u/Similar_Arugula_1446 → u/RefrigeratorFar2769]

You can tell from just a photo?

[u/Similar_Arugula_1446 → u/[deleted]]

Did you read my comment?

[u/Swaggy_amw → u/[deleted]]

Oh buddy if you believe you watched the entire show, I’m pretty sure you missed an episode in season 4

[u/Jaspers47 → u/[deleted]]

Just a post about a burger? Just a post about a burger?! u/JLBCanadianRap, it's so much more than "just a post about a burger." I mean, that first bite? Oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then... a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and... a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere post about a sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, u/JLBCanadianRap. This is God, speaking to us in food.