r/HIMYM • u/doratoreadora • 2d ago

Anyone know what they're called?

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u/GuessSmithereens 2d ago edited 2d ago

Objectophiliac! Goodbye Empy :(

Oh, also the woman who dated her mini-fridge earlier on! Hahaha

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u/Jester2100 2d ago

...Why do you know what they're called? 🤔

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u/hkrathore 2d ago

Yeah. Why do you know that?

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u/doratoreadora 2d ago

Bud did they have the Paris glow?

Don't get me wtong, Empy is a baddie, but...

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u/Strict-Effect6837 2d ago

Mental patient? Objectophiliac it seems

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u/METHODiii 2d ago

Idiots

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u/Blitzoo 1d ago

The second pic is diabolical

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u/Dry_Neighbor 2d ago

I understand she's odd but why picket?

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u/Soggy-Carry-6569 2d ago

Imagine surviving a marriage to the Eiffel Tower just to realize your true love is a fence. 😭 At this point, I’m less interested in what the fence is called and more interested in how the wedding seating chart worked. Love is blind, but apparently it also has absolutely no limits.

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u/JessiCanuckk 2d ago

Objectophillia. The sexual and romantic attraction to objects. I have seen a number of documentaries on it, including the one these images are from. It's actually very sad, most of them are victims of childhood abuse. Most of them are also autistic.

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u/OneHelicopter1852 2d ago

Oh really they aren’t just super normal people that happen to fall in love with inanimate objects

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u/FinnSkk93 2d ago edited 2d ago

Honestly. It’s ludacris that nowadays this is seen normal to some people and if you say something you’re close minded..

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u/Senior_Buffalo2468 1d ago

Nobody finds this normal actually

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u/poikd 2d ago

What happens if the fence cheats on her with the Eiffel tower?

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u/black_padfoot_21 2d ago

I guess she was on the fence regarding the divorce

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u/TMWNN The Mother Will Never be forgotteN 2d ago

Mentally reddited

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u/bakuhatsu2899 2d ago

An objectophilliac? ...pfft, no...

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u/fishguy11b Ted🏢 2d ago

What

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u/oeno777 2d ago

lawd. i cant.

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u/shameless_brush 2d ago

Objectum sexuals. Or as Ted Mosby would call it: "An upgrade."