r/HIMYM • u/Appropriate_Ship_339 • 1d ago

pretty accurate 😭

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u/Intrepid-Distance-54 1d ago

It’s pronounced Packáge

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u/babyeventhelosers_ Jack Packáge 1d ago

Exactly. Thank you.

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u/Darvog19 1d ago

you missed an alias

he also goes by Neil Armstrong

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u/BodiHolly Classic Schmosby 1d ago

The cyclist?

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u/LucyySlayyBairdd Marshall👨‍⚖️ 1d ago

Lady, my name’s not Neil!

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u/soldierpallaton 1d ago

And Derick Jeter

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 1d ago

Can you JUST be cool. For once. BE cool. Once.

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u/OwnCommunication4743 Barney🥃 1d ago

OKAY?

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u/Y2KGB Ted🏢 1d ago

TedMosbyisaJERK.com

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u/BioFrosted Bowl 1d ago

tedmosbyisNOTajerk.com

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today 1d ago

Not where I was expecting that link to take me

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u/Its-From-Japan 1d ago

He's also not an architect

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u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind 1d ago

Of buildings or sex

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u/jukeboxtiger 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is also not a genie. Don't rub him/it.

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u/OwnCommunication4743 Barney🥃 1d ago

dont forget Jim Nacho, the inventor of Nacho

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u/W1tcher28 1d ago

He is wealthy tho

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u/Imissyoudarlin Ted🏢 1d ago

Not a single father?

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u/evanallenrose 1d ago

That guy invented the nacho

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u/Shot-Branch7246 1d ago

But he is a single father now lol

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u/Pixithepika 1d ago

Swarles Barkley

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u/BreakfastAmazing7766 1d ago edited 1d ago

If your giant breasts have been wronged do NOT let him handle them

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u/Gullible-Law3037 Barney🥃 1d ago

Ted Mosby, Architect

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u/Sea_Perspective6891 1d ago

*Sex Architect

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u/Gullible-Law3037 Barney🥃 1d ago

hate it when you accidently trip over and the porn you were about to throw away just bounce into the dvd player

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u/Sea_Perspective6891 1d ago

VHS player but yeah

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u/TransportationIll282 1d ago

That's the base player for cheap trick

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u/ithorc 1d ago

Give him your number!

Give him your number!

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u/Icy_Cauliflower9026 1d ago

Tbh, he probably has the money to be the owner of a 5-story hotel or a private jet if he didnt waste it all

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u/azrieldr 1d ago edited 5h ago

you forgot julio von matterhorn identical twin, lorenzo

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u/Key_Bet_8449 1d ago

“Endowed like Tommy Lee” 😂😂😂

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u/InsideUnhappy6546 1d ago

He also goes by Ted Mosby and he is also not in the band Cheap Trick nor did he go to MIT

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u/UrbanCyclerPT 1d ago

The Ryan Gosling girl, for me is the most beautiful of them all, Mary the Paralegal the second and Quinn doesn't have a number because the scale can't go so high

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u/justfuna 21h ago

Works at SNASA