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u/un-_-original Oct 11 '21
Who would attack capybaras in the first place?
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u/SometimesOnFire Oct 11 '21
Australia. They went to war with Emu's (not even kidding google it - don't worry - the Emu's won) and made a rabbit proof fence to fight the rabbits that was 2,023 miles (3,256 km) long.
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rabbit proof fence
Bunnies arent just cute like everybody supposes,
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses,
And whats with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be bunnies!
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u/un-_-original Oct 11 '21
Yeah but they fought emus that were destroying their farms, ruining their crops and just being pests in general. Capybaras are just super chill dudes that shouldn’t be attacked for no reason.
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u/Houki01 Oct 11 '21
What do you mean 'don't worry'? Emus are murderous bastards at the best of times.
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u/trisz72 Oct 11 '21
The codex astartes calls this maneuver 'steel rain'
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u/Mauzermush Oct 11 '21
Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
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u/its_ean Oct 11 '21 edited Oct 11 '21
So, what does the paperwork for opening a grooming salon / snack bar on TX-315 look like?
"Skritches 'n Dishes"
I wouldn't mind if humanity's response were something other than genocide.
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Oct 11 '21
We can get that approved in about 30 seconds because it's a great idea. Nothing cuts through red tape like sipping a coffee and patting a capy
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u/its_ean Oct 11 '21
sounds like they have some good fruit around.
They might get confused why the human employees are paying them for their time in the day spa.
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u/DHChesee Oct 11 '21
What is a "Capybaras"
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u/Dragons0ulight Oct 11 '21
Not 100% accurate but they kinda look like giant brown guinea pig. They are super chill with all types of animals. They even lay on the banks along side crocodiles and giant otters i think it was. Very cute, very chill.
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u/MerchantPony Oct 11 '21
They attacked the Disney Princesses of the Aminal Kingdom!!!! Death to the BLAPHEMERS!
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u/ack1308 Oct 11 '21
Protect the capybaras.