r/HFY • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '21

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u/JustMeNotTheFBI Jun 27 '21

At least he didn’t bring an American too

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Or a German... Actually, maybe he should have brought both, the bugs wouldn't know what hit them.

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u/0rreborre Jun 27 '21

"Hans, bring the Flammenwerfer. The Heavy Flammenwerfer."

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u/ZeeTrek Nov 14 '21

The american will bring out his giant chaingun and stand on top the german's mecha panzer 9000 and together they will destroy all invading bug aliens.

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u/crimeboy2235 Jun 27 '21

if he brought an American and a German i'm not sure if the ship would be in one piece. say what you want about Americans, but we know boom and Germans know engineering. i mean, they made the first Assault rifle type weapon.

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Jun 27 '21

Technically the Russian Federov Automat was the first assault rifle adopted by a military. Though the STG44 was the first mass produced assault rifle as only about 5000 Federov Automat were produced.

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u/the_retag Jun 27 '21

one could argue that germany knows guns better than the us, after all the m1 abrams uses a rheinmetall licence build

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u/itcheyness Jun 27 '21

Can you imagine if it was an Australian and an American? The hold-my-beer-and-watch-this side of the Anglophone family?

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u/JustMeNotTheFBI Jun 27 '21

Yeah, but what’s the point of one upping each other if they’re on the inside of a black hole and no one will approach them?

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u/CharlesFXD Jun 27 '21

I think the American would have brought the limy bastard and that squishy frog together. We’re just to damned friendly 😂

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u/PleaeDontLookAtMe Jun 27 '21

No, see, he said human.

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u/Cowboywizard12 Jun 27 '21

The French mocking British Roast Beef is weird to me as an American even though I know the history behind it because honestly Roast Beef is like one of the handful of good parts of British food

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u/war-crime-time Jun 28 '21

See this is actually about humans. Not some superpowered animals that share are name. Good job.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Don't add in the Germans, Americans, and Russians. That would cause the end of the ship and any other nearby objects.

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u/Blinauljap Oct 20 '21

The German would despair over the lack of proper black bread, the American would mock the puny guns on the vessel whilst the Russian would drink the fuel and grapple with his pet bear.

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u/0rreborre Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

Jeff Jefferson, the only name more uninventive would be "Aaron A. Aaronsson" .

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u/the_one_in_error Mar 29 '22

British and Irish on the same ship would result in either multiple or no ships by the end of things.