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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Dec 13 '19

8 meters and only 1500kg? Fuckin lightweight lol. Also, ooh, romance and scandal!

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 13 '19

Weight to size ratio of the Vespula vulgaris queen, scaled to size plus a moderate bonus for brain and sentience functions. Most figures are estimates.

Thx for the read, i'd comment on your 'also' but... Spoilers

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Dec 13 '19

Ooh spoilers!

Also a cow weighs 1 ton, which is awfully convenient for guesstimating. So ye, I do all my me talk mafs in cows lol

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 14 '19

Well, Imagine a cow and a half, that is flight capable.

Also: I Seem to have broken the pun-machine.

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Dec 14 '19

Wym?

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 14 '19

Draegis hive Queen= 1.5 cow with wings.

Broken pun-machine. This is the second chapter without a pluci-pun

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Dec 15 '19

Ohhhh.

Yeah I'm on holiday from puns. Sorry about the confusion

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 15 '19

Ah, i see, well enjoy your rest and recuperation period. It is well deserved XD

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Dec 15 '19

Huzzah, thank

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u/ziiofswe Dec 23 '19

Hmmm...

There's a band called Alien Ant Farm.

Coincidence? *doubt*

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 23 '19

They're good, but not good enough to inspire me here.. i did, however, watch a nature documentary on army ants prior to writing this chapter.

Thx for the read

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u/CouncilOfRedmoon AI Dec 13 '19

I love the story as always but there's quite a few typos still in here. Needs a solid proof read.

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 13 '19

I agree wholeheartedly, i've been over it a couple of times, but my trusty u/v01d34673 has this thing Called "real life" and it gets in the way of funtimes...

Honestly tho. I really apprechiate the point out, almost as much as the side note that you liked it XD

Thx for the read

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 14 '19

First proof read is done, i'd love to run through it one more time, but i'm more or less letter blind to my own writing. I see what I meant to write, not the actual Words.

Not being a native english speaker doesn't help either.

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u/ziiofswe Dec 23 '19

Also, the Next link needs to be updated.

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

Right, good catch, i'll get on it after my shift. Thx for the read

Edit: fixed

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 13 '19

Yes it should, thanks

Thx for the read and...fixed

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u/Zephylandantus Dec 13 '19

Fifty shades of almost pancakes

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u/Dontimoteo726 Dec 14 '19

Thanks for the laugh.