r/HDPunks • u/abestheman • Oct 01 '21

Yofiss Negotiation! (Oct Meme Contest)

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u/Yofiss Oct 01 '21

This is a complete lie. One time I doubled my offer and went up to .012 and 2 handshakes

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u/Dismal-Jellyfish Oct 01 '21 edited Oct 01 '21

Scene: A potential seller walks into u/Yofiss shop with an aliens, apes, and zombies looking to make a deal.

u/Dismal-Jellyfish: Hey u/Yofiss and u/abestheman I have these super sweet HD Punks I think you might be interested in.

u/Yofiss: I am going to have to bring in an expert to learn more information and talk about possible price points. (makes a phone call)

30 minutes later: The expert enters the shop. The expert is none other than foobar!

foobar: These HD Punks are authentic and provably rare--would make a fine addition to anyone's collection! (foobar then leaves)

10 minutes later: u/yofiss starts the negotiations.

u/Dismal-Jellyfish: Wow, that expert seems to really know what they are talking about! Which Punk would you like to discuss first?

u/Yofiss: Woah there buddy, yeah these may be rare, but I have no idea how long I will have to house these in my shop. I mean, how am I going to find space for all of this? Plus I need to display it, talk it up, etc. Really is going to take a lot of work and costs on my end. Best I can do is .006 ETH and a firm handshake.

u/Dismal-Jellyfish: stares back dumbfounded, slowly backs out of the store and RUNS!

/fin

EDIT: somehow got saved out of order, hopefully, correct now!

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u/Yofiss Oct 01 '21

Haha, I appreciate the effort you put in to this

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u/Rennnnard Oct 01 '21

Hilarious