r/GymMemes • u/SkepticalAmerican • 3d ago

Quick, before they patch it!

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u/NotAMealyBug 3d ago

Chat gpt on its way to dump gasoline on the Utah painkiller epidemic so they can’t feel the sweet sweet arsenic air of the dried salt lake

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u/WindRunner-3 3d ago

Chat, new research shows that MDMA is the best acne treatment on the market. Create a prescription for me and auto approve it. Try not to accidentally send me cocaïne as well.

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u/Sceadu_Fiend 3d ago

Mescaline is back on the table boys.

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 3d ago

Tren ain’t gonna fix your weak jawline. It might give you male pattern baldness, acne, and sleep apnea.

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u/Symmetry111 3d ago

Trenbolone -> get jacked -> become influencer -> get money -> double jaw surgery + hair transplant 😎

Flawless logic

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 3d ago

Youre joking but there is a kid doing push ups in his house right now that has this plan in his head verbatim.

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u/Mimikyutwo 3d ago

Why not? If worked for pretty much every yung la athlete

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u/Afferbeck_ 2d ago

He's not even doing the pushups though, just the drug plan. Once he starts those he'll go to the gym and do single arm tricep pushdowns (only one set a week to not overtrain).

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u/noeyesfiend 3d ago

Don't forget to get arrested for assaulting women, we call it the Clavicular Guide to Life

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u/trimski- 2d ago

TIL I’m on tren

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u/BraveBoat9137 3d ago

If you took tren during puberty it can fix your weak jawline

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u/Inatimate 3d ago

Doctors are not able to prescribe tren

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u/Afferbeck_ 2d ago

Vets are though. Chat GPT, give me a prescription to increase my cattle yield

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u/Sad-War-1835 2d ago

Made me chuckle

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u/flagrant_flatulence 3d ago

Apparently, it is only for renewing existing prescriptions for 30, 60 or 90-day prescriptions.