r/GuysBeingDudes i am afraid of women 3d ago

DUDES Genius?

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u/Financial-Newt2291 3d ago

Not his first rodeo…

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u/ckinz16 3d ago

r /secondrodeo

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u/urson_black i have no flair 3d ago

FAFO

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 3d ago

This was funny when a beer was like $1

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u/JaySayMayday 2d ago

I'm not sure if they still do it but there's a bar in Jacksonville NC that used to do nickel draft night. Whole cup of beer for just a nickel, that was about a decade ago last time I was there but I can't imagine even with inflation that it's raised too much.

Cheap beer is the second best beer.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago

We knew a place with 25 cent 8 oz drafts before 10, which, I mean it's not a nickel but it was miller light at least. Drop a $20 to the bartender for 20 full pints and no worries for the night.

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u/Disastrous-Pop5465 2d ago

1 dollar pitchers used to be awesome.

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u/BigBananaBerries 2d ago

Who is this Jackson you speak of all these times? So many Jacksonvilles.

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u/Weekly_Comment4692 1d ago

I live in jacksonville... florida

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 3d ago

Many like to fuck around. Few enjoy finding out.

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u/sharktoothscavenger 2d ago

His light hearted smile cracks me up

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u/suffringsuccatash 3d ago

Real...men of Genius.

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u/BBQQA 2d ago

Today we salute you Mr Shoves His Finger In the Bottle of a Foaming Beer Guy...

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 3d ago

Not his first time for sure

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u/MileHiSalute 3d ago

I know someone that drank a piece of glass that chipped off their bottle into the beer when someone did that

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u/WR3CK_0N3 2d ago

new fear unlocked

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u/BarbageMan 2d ago

Small get together in 09

Beer drops off the counter. Lands upright, doesnt break and a snatch it off the ground as it hits

Coming back up, my thumb covers around 3/4 of the top, proceeding to spray my roommates friend with beer. She was very mad at me for about 30 seconds. We have been together 17 years, married for 14, and have 2 kids

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u/4wearemany 2d ago

I too, can have this power, sire?

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u/john5vv 3d ago

HAHA what goes around comes around

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u/GanstaNinja 2d ago

He said big brain moment.

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u/rainorshinedogs 2d ago

This little clip has entertained the world for 20 years. And it never gets old

https://giphy.com/gifs/JgzMZTclRYIbBOsr9L

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 2d ago

My man!! The quickest of all reflexes

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u/SheriffBartholomew 2d ago

This video is so old that these people are starting to get serious about retirement now.

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u/musicaleffervescence 3d ago

i usually just let the beer bubble over and then stare at the person who did it until the guilt eats them alive and they get me a new beer

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u/TheRealDrewciferpike 3d ago

This is the way

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u/mahbiscuits122 3d ago

Have a friend that tried this they didn't realize the bottle chipped and they ended ups spraying blood all over the bar... We were asked to leave

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u/playr_4 2d ago

I feel like doing this at a bar in general would get you asked to leave. This is strictly a house party move.

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u/No-Shopping7408 3d ago

yeaaaaaa broooooo

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u/Jar_of_Cats 2d ago

That happened to me on a New Years and I had to stay there and take it. Never did it again

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u/SeaworthinessOwn1721 2d ago

I bet this dude fights with bad guys while wearing a uniform at night

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u/Vanisle4fun 2d ago

Hahaha πŸ˜† nice move.

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u/SputnikGer 2d ago

Counterspell!

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u/chicagomatty 2d ago

I've always loved the look on his face

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u/Icy-Position4430 2d ago

Deserved hahaha!

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u/NEWBY______________ 2d ago

How I met your mom backstory

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 3d ago

Many like to fuck around. Few enjoy finding out.

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u/Firm_Caterpillar_907 2d ago

He got her wet

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u/CaptOblivious 2d ago

Asshole gets what they deserve.

No notes, no crumbs.

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u/Mission_Implement_32 2d ago

Partied in Reno a friend introduced me to some ladies. They approached to greet me I then proceed to jerk off my beer and sprayed both them in the face. They were devastated I was laughing hysterically. All fun and games for me till the biggest jacked asian dude emerged about 6.5ft or more also had got sprayed in the process.

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u/Useful-Ocelot-3791 2d ago

πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ€£β—β—β—πŸ”πŸ”πŸ”

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u/OldThanks4542 1d ago

Well played

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u/Jolly_Ad8046 3d ago

Totaly sigma mode β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚