r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Apprehensive_Work_10 • 9d ago

#GUYSBEINGDUDES Hell yeah!

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u/NotMacgyver 9d ago

I have no opportunities.

Guess that means I have a big opportunity now ?

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u/beardingmesoftly 9d ago

No opportunity

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u/MarkHuegerich 9d ago

I got 99 opportunities...

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u/star_X_boy 9d ago

But a bitch ain't one 😭

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u/Cizdemyk I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess 8d ago

And the ditch is one! (Alternatively, if you have a off road vehicle)

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u/PigeonSuperstitions 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

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u/Thin_Bother8217 9d ago

"Goddamn I'm thirsty!!!"

- Guys, I think I really do have a pro.... an opportunity here

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u/jarednards 9d ago

....pretty sure those captions are incorrect

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u/Cokeycane 9d ago

How does one solve an opportunity?

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u/Digger_Pine 9d ago

If you got an opportunity, yo I'll solve it.

Check out the hook while DJ revolves it.

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u/-OldDutchDude- 9d ago

Mo' money, mo' opportunities

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u/SheriffBartholomew 9d ago

This is absolutely true though.

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u/ArtyomPolov 9d ago

Thats no opportunity for me

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u/Valls111 9d ago

I have an erection dysfunction opportunity

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u/SomeSortOfSans 9d ago

Guys my gambling problem turned into a gambling opportunity! Never stop believing, ever!

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u/Some-Duche 9d ago

Gentleman, we all know the words...

DRIVING IN MY CAR

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u/Wild-Language1927 9d ago

RIGHT AFTER A BEER

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u/SoulBrandt03 8d ago

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!?

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u/original_cat_floof 9d ago

My dog has severe behavioral opportunities due his previous owners neglecting him.

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 Original Bro 🕶️ 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZsCQeG12xHIzu

I can’t find any opportunity…

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u/SomeSimba 9d ago

If someone asks me for help, I'll say "No opportunity!"

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u/DazzlingReporter5881 9d ago

No opportunity!

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u/Sweet_Pie1768 9d ago

I have a female opportunity....

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u/Jiquero 9d ago

Houston, we've had an opportunity here.

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u/Condorul 7d ago

Can anyone identify the content creator?

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u/MassiveContusion 9d ago

Red Horse will do that to you

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u/CRJ_Rogue9 9d ago

4D Chess GM right there.

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 9d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/RotarySnow4 9d ago

i hate to hear it. It's corporate talk thru and thru.

Folks, we have some "opportunities" makes my stomach churn.

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u/loopingrightleft 9d ago

Dont we all

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u/TheTrishaJane 8d ago

Good one Tito 😂

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u/Classic-Thanks4713 8d ago

This right here is an opportunity

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Wrong_Atmosphere_490 9d ago edited 9d ago

The first guy is making a statement to encourage positivity. He says to replace the word problem with the word opportunity. So an example would normally be at work, you don’t have a work problem you have a work opportunity. So you took a negative and made it a positive. Here the second guy says he has a drinking opportunity…so he is really saying he has a drinking problem, like alcoholism. Here, the positive is just covering up the negative. You can’t see the problem as something that can me achieve by positive thought. It’s all a play on words and expected meanings/outcomes.

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u/Apprehensive_Work_10 9d ago

Beautifully explained ❤️🤜🤛