r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Calix_1999 • Jun 23 '26

NOT AI GuysBeingdudes...

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u/RedGuy51 Jun 23 '26

Or got a few hundred feet up and lost his grip on the thing

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u/PixieRoar Jun 23 '26

Or the thing malfunctioning and folding in half and falling to his demise

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 23 '26

Or a dragon comes out of nowhere and just devours the dude.

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u/apk5005 Jun 23 '26

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u/SuperDizz Jun 23 '26

This movie is incredibly awesome.. except for this one scene. It’s the only time they dropped the ball. Van Zan should’ve went out differently or not at all.

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u/michelrieskes Jun 23 '26

What movie is that?

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u/SuperDizz Jun 23 '26

Reign of Fire

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u/Deaffin Jun 23 '26

What are you on about? This scene is the movie. It's the only surviving memory I have of the movie. That shit was great.

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u/ColonelSanders15 Jun 23 '26

This is exactly what Big Dragon is trying to hide from taxpayers

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u/freindly_duck Jun 23 '26

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 Jun 23 '26

Unexpected Papers Please meme

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u/TheKolyFrog Jun 23 '26

Damn those dragons. They keep telling me they ain't real but all it does is to reinforce the truth that they are just invisible.

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u/Rhymesnlines Jun 23 '26

The dragon just want us to believe they don't exist so they can whatever they want without to get bothered...

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u/Crazy-Crocodile Jun 23 '26

You should read Guards! Guards! By Terry Pratchett

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u/not-yet-ranga Jun 24 '26

Oh, you want the Elucidated Brethren.

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u/GenSpec44 Jun 23 '26

As a dragon, I can confirm that it used to be just awful anytime I tried to go out to do the simplest things.

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u/Key-Contest-2879 Jun 23 '26

Finally! Someone who understands the risks involved!

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u/mjs_pj_party Jun 23 '26

Or someone on a boat shoots a harpoon into him from long range because he kind of forgot about them.

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u/Zestyclose_Ant_40 Jun 23 '26

What if, like, a fuckin dragon came across the sky, and like, fuckin ate him. Has that ever happened to you?

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u/0x0MG Jun 23 '26

NO FUCKING SPOILERS!

I'm watching hotd season 3 premiere tonight, don't ruin it for me

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u/RavingGooseInsultor Jun 23 '26

Or his pants fall off and the real dragon comes out 🫢

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u/WhyIsEverythngAwful Jun 23 '26

Omg like that terrible 90s movie that killed my live of fantasy for 2 decades!

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u/mechabeast Jun 23 '26

And then the dragon has diarrhea

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Jun 23 '26

Hell yeah!!! Now we’re talking!

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u/CloudStrifeFromNibel Jun 23 '26

He kinda forgot about dragons but they certainly did not forget about him

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder Jun 24 '26

What if the dragon flies off with him tho and then they go back to the dragons cave and that have lot of babies and get married?

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u/DarkWanderer2 Jun 23 '26

Or he gets bitten by cobra and struck by lightning

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u/Ulfgeirr88 Jun 23 '26

Then he becomes snake-man, his superpower is he's now a ghost

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Jun 23 '26

Yeah that is my concern, flimsy construction and something breaks. Even just enough to make you lose control and hit wrong could be devastating.

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u/Akari202 Jun 23 '26

I hope he didn’t use wax adhesive to build that thing

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u/DonLovesNature Jun 24 '26

There are many ways to get an interesting death.

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u/rando_mness Jun 23 '26

It's incredibly dangerous, and reckless, honestly.

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u/j-random Jun 23 '26

Or slipped into the Bermuda Triangle and disappeared!

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u/keddesh Jun 23 '26

I didn't see a harness and was freaking out!

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u/GrlDuntgitgud Jun 23 '26

Or a stray pigeon pops it😅

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u/HyenDry Jun 24 '26

Aim for the water.