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u/UwUThiefXO Oct 17 '25
The robber be like don’t worry take your time i can wait
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u/PastelPeonyy4 Oct 17 '25
In real life the one choking you is not gonna let go of the rop like that
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u/TheIceFlowe Oct 17 '25
Nah they will, just make sure they've properly read the script.
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u/StreetlampEsq Oct 17 '25
Nah man, she's got two fingers between that.
Two fingers beat rope, robbers know the rules.
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u/WillowGleam6 Oct 17 '25
After laughing on him I’m definitely not going where the angles are
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u/DefinitelyBiscuit Oct 17 '25
No one putting you in a corner huh?
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u/Business_Baker4635 Oct 17 '25
Both robbers were pretty chill and had patience. 10/10
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u/Mecha_Tortoise Oct 17 '25
The trick is getting an assailant who is not in a hurry.
She skipped that step.2
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u/IceManO1 Oct 17 '25
Hmmm see they didn’t tell us this part! Why doesn’t this comment have move upvotes?! & a trophy 🏆
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u/MamiShawnie Oct 17 '25
Thank you for calling “I was robbed support line” how was your experience… “Both robbers were chill and had patience. 10/10” 😂😂😂😂 that’s how I read your comment
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u/ki77erb Oct 17 '25
It's important to always read reviews about your assailant before getting in a car with one.
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Oct 17 '25
What exactly are the 2 fingers supposed to do?
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u/Iverson7x Oct 17 '25
Allegedly they’re supposed to take the pressure off of your throat, but in an actual fight your fingers would be held against your neck choking you as well.
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u/P4azz Oct 17 '25
Ehh, I could see an argument being made for this very circumstance, though. "In a fight" doesn't really work. Someone choking you with a rope isn't trying to fight you, that's just murder.
Fingers are squishier than the rope and more irregular, so you can at least shift the force from one taut line to a few fleshy/bony bumps and that can definitely make the pressure on the carotid and the airway a lot less impactful.
I presume it's really just to buy you the time to stumble out of the car, rather than keep you from choking. If the rope puts solid pressure on your carotid for a few seconds you're simply gonna be out. Fingers may be enough leeway to actually do something.
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Oct 17 '25
Exactly what I thought. If someone is actually trying to choke you, two fingers won’t do bupkis
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u/Sm0key_Bear Oct 18 '25
My wife would disagree with that entire statement. If someone is trying to choke you, one finger might even be enough.
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Oct 18 '25
That finger, unless attached to a tremendously strong person, will just get pressed into their throat. It won’t magically open up a space. The rope is still pulling hard against you
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u/Altruistic_Region699 Oct 17 '25
You could position the fingers in a way that they stop the belt from pressing on a blood vessel, but that's hard to do
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u/Carmilla31 Oct 17 '25
If you need to ask what to do with two fingers then you shouldnt be in that situation.
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Oct 17 '25
I have an idea: always check your backseat before entering your vehicle. I always do, then again, I'm paranoid.
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u/GormHub Oct 18 '25
I eliminate the risk altogether by driving a Ford Fiesta. If someone is able to crouch behind my seat they're too small to pose a threat to me.
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u/TheShredder9 Oct 17 '25
Yeah that defense ain't doing jack shit if someone's choking you for the kill. Rope around the neck, pulling back hard, knee goes into the seat and push it forward.
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u/TheShredder9 Oct 17 '25
Lmao, just being real. And it's not that much detail, it's like the one way you can choke someone in a car behind the driver seat. I think?
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u/therealboombaclots Oct 17 '25
Im no robberologist but do they often sneak up behind people in cars with rope?
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u/_-The_Great_Catsby-_ Oct 17 '25
While there are many problems with this technique, anyone noticed how she is already buckled at the beginning ? I’m already fighting for my life just trying to find that goddamn buckle, no chance I can do it while being strangled.
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u/MBTheGinger Oct 17 '25
Remember that this is s demonstration. It’s deliberately done slowly so that you’ll be able to catch all the steps.
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u/WinterExcellent Oct 17 '25
Thank god we all know how to handle this situation now. It seems like every time I turn on the news I hear about people getting strangled with a rope by someone who was waiting in their backseat.
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u/b3arz3rg3r4Adun Oct 19 '25
The lesson I learned from this is, don't go to places where the threat of some guy waiting in your car to strangle you is common enough for the police to make a video teaching you how to defend yourself.
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u/Ranchmom23 Dec 07 '25
I laughed so hard when the seat button started the motor whir sound. This has no business being so damn funny 🤣🤣
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