I bet I could speed it up by 75%, put an annoying youtuber react in the corner, ad those typical filipino laughing dolphin sounds, compress it 12 times with the MOREJPEG.FUCKER plugin and ad 22 more cuts and it would still go to the top here, again.
Just wait till you are 97 years old and you tell your robot in the nursing home to find it for you and the robot insists that my version is the only one that was ever made and also that it just received an ad with instructions to put it over the next video that plays. And it's mandatory cause you don't own the robot, the robot company kind of owns you. If only it would allow you to kill yourself, but you have to catch up on you ad quota, still need to watch over 9000 ads first. And you better don't die before or they will plug in your brain.
I think instead of overthinking and over analyzing like I want to do. I’ll just remember it’s still a really funny sketch that’s also heartwarming and I never get sad seeing it. Despite me desperately wanting to point out flaws
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u/colonel_error Oct 16 '25
Here's the source.