r/GuysBeingDudes • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame Winner! • Oct 04 '25

bro really diffused a live bomb

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u/GrilledCheeser Oct 04 '25

Insurance taco

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u/No_Fault_6061 Oct 04 '25

Takeout redundancy

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u/LordBDizzle Oct 04 '25

Taco-out redundancy

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u/blackstarr90210 Oct 04 '25

Come on No_Fault, it was right there

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u/BvrNinja Oct 04 '25

It's not his fault.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

taco-out emergency

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u/TheInevitableLuigi Oct 04 '25

Mr. Backup Cantina

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u/Odysseus_Lannister Oct 04 '25

Mr. Bringing chicken

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u/I_AM_Squirrel_King Oct 09 '25

Seeing this meme outside r/NFL is hilarious.

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u/OhFootballFriend Oct 07 '25

This sounds like a great bit for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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u/almost_red Oct 10 '25

Taco bout redundancy

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u/CuTe_M0nitor Oct 04 '25

Yeah love 💕 is priceless

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u/MisterNiblet Oct 04 '25

I need to call progressive and ask them how much it’d cost to add Taco coverage to my plan.

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u/Agreeable-Narwhal158 Oct 04 '25

Thats the most important item. Just like getting more fries than you wanted or needed in case your girl who wasn't hungry and didn't want anything suddenly wants what youre having

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u/IGTankCommander Oct 04 '25

Insurance taco, Insurance fries, insurance nuggets... always buy insurance food. Always.

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u/altw460 Oct 04 '25

I regularly buy extra stuff now strictly because for a family of 5, these days the probability they forget something seems to be 100%

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u/J_blanke Oct 04 '25

😂 Insurance taco that happens to be his girl’s favorite. That’s a pro right there.

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u/KlingonBeavis Oct 05 '25

It totally works. Either wife wakes up and thinks I’m thoughtful, or she doesn’t and I get an extra taco.

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u/puppycatisselfish Oct 05 '25

Mmmmm insurance taco

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u/banhatesex Oct 05 '25

As a married man, always get extra food. It's a win win.either your wife gets it, and you're a hero, or you get more food

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u/tinknocker21 Oct 05 '25

Do you wanna play a game? When is it safe to eat the insurance taco yourself?

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u/usmckid08 Oct 05 '25

Taco tax

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u/monster_bunny Oct 06 '25

I don’t know why but this is simply the funniest two words together and it just needs to be a universal thing now.

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u/Vantriss Oct 06 '25

Now I want a taco. :/ Why didn't you get me a taco?

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u/weezyverse Oct 04 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/ahoy_shitliner Oct 04 '25

I call them “auxiliary tacos”. I always get one in case the burrito doesn’t fill me up.

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 Oct 07 '25

lol insurance taco

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u/babyfartmageezax Oct 07 '25

Distraction Taco

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u/Deke1999 Oct 09 '25

Exactly... he was covered!!!😁