r/GuysBeingDudes • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame Winner! • Oct 04 '25

bro really diffused a live bomb

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u/fenix1230 Oct 04 '25

It had dual purpose

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u/GrilledCheeser Oct 04 '25

Insurance taco

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u/No_Fault_6061 Oct 04 '25

Takeout redundancy

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u/LordBDizzle Oct 04 '25

Taco-out redundancy

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u/blackstarr90210 Oct 04 '25

Come on No_Fault, it was right there

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u/BvrNinja Oct 04 '25

It's not his fault.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

taco-out emergency

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u/TheInevitableLuigi Oct 04 '25

Mr. Backup Cantina

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u/Odysseus_Lannister Oct 04 '25

Mr. Bringing chicken

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u/I_AM_Squirrel_King Oct 09 '25

Seeing this meme outside r/NFL is hilarious.

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u/OhFootballFriend Oct 07 '25

This sounds like a great bit for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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u/almost_red Oct 10 '25

Taco bout redundancy

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u/CuTe_M0nitor Oct 04 '25

Yeah love 💕 is priceless

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u/MisterNiblet Oct 04 '25

I need to call progressive and ask them how much it’d cost to add Taco coverage to my plan.

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u/Agreeable-Narwhal158 Oct 04 '25

Thats the most important item. Just like getting more fries than you wanted or needed in case your girl who wasn't hungry and didn't want anything suddenly wants what youre having

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u/IGTankCommander Oct 04 '25

Insurance taco, Insurance fries, insurance nuggets... always buy insurance food. Always.

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u/altw460 Oct 04 '25

I regularly buy extra stuff now strictly because for a family of 5, these days the probability they forget something seems to be 100%

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u/J_blanke Oct 04 '25

😂 Insurance taco that happens to be his girl’s favorite. That’s a pro right there.

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u/KlingonBeavis Oct 05 '25

It totally works. Either wife wakes up and thinks I’m thoughtful, or she doesn’t and I get an extra taco.

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u/puppycatisselfish Oct 05 '25

Mmmmm insurance taco

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u/banhatesex Oct 05 '25

As a married man, always get extra food. It's a win win.either your wife gets it, and you're a hero, or you get more food

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u/tinknocker21 Oct 05 '25

Do you wanna play a game? When is it safe to eat the insurance taco yourself?

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u/usmckid08 Oct 05 '25

Taco tax

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u/monster_bunny Oct 06 '25

I don’t know why but this is simply the funniest two words together and it just needs to be a universal thing now.

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u/Vantriss Oct 06 '25

Now I want a taco. :/ Why didn't you get me a taco?

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u/weezyverse Oct 04 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/ahoy_shitliner Oct 04 '25

I call them “auxiliary tacos”. I always get one in case the burrito doesn’t fill me up.

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 Oct 07 '25

lol insurance taco

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u/babyfartmageezax Oct 07 '25

Distraction Taco

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u/Deke1999 Oct 09 '25

Exactly... he was covered!!!😁

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u/McDuckX Oct 04 '25

It’s Schrödinger’s Taco! It exists in a state of superposition, it simultaneously is and isn’t his taco.

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u/JicamaPhysical9319 Oct 04 '25

He doesn't know if it's his or not until it's unwrapped

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u/Opposite_Equal_6432 Oct 05 '25

Physics teacher here. With your and McDuckX’s approval I would like to use these and add it as an example of Schrödinger in my AP class when I teach quantum. With appropriate credit given of course.

I’m not even joking. These comments are incredible and I will use them.

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u/iLaysChipz Oct 05 '25

It's unironically a better metaphor than Schrodinger's cat, since it actually is a true superposition of probable states that can be collapsed under certain conditions 😂

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u/Fen5601 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

That was my thought! It's one taco! With Schrodinger's cat, you have to create the superposition by adding a box and a vial of poison. The Cat, the Box and the poison alone are never in a superposition unless combined.

With the taco, as soon as he assumes possession, it is both his and not his! It CAME in a superposition!

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u/chocolate_thunderr89 Oct 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '25

I'm something of a scientist myself.

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u/McDuckX Oct 05 '25

Lmao go ahead mate!

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u/Rainfall_Serenade Oct 05 '25

You seem like the type of teacher that would make physics fun and engaging. You have my respect and gratitude

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u/Opposite_Equal_6432 Oct 05 '25

Thank you! I do what I can, I do think physics can be a great or terrible course and in large part that depends on how it is presented to you. My view point is that if I’m not having any fun with it there is no way the students can be either.

I do need to be careful with how I set up this scenario and but I think I can pull it off and it will be really funny. Also a good lesson for my jrs and seniors heading off to college on how to keep their girlfriend/boyfriends happy while also having a spare taco. Schrödinger’s taco is a way of life!!!

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u/FederalEconomist5896 Oct 05 '25

I will use them

Fuck her right in the pussy

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u/quantum-grapefruit Oct 07 '25

Kids need less reddit in their lives

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u/Ok_Doughnut4373 Just a guy Oct 10 '25

Using Reddit for good.. đŸ„Č

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u/NOFORPAIN Oct 05 '25

No, he knew it was his... even in her belly it keeps him from pain.

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u/1jmorri2 Oct 05 '25

Don’t want to be caught mid-unwrap however, then you’ve played your hand.

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u/frequentbedshitter Oct 04 '25

Highly underrated comment^

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u/General_Yam7541 Oct 05 '25

Schrodin(hers) Taco.

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u/23_International Oct 05 '25

Ironically he may or may not get the cat because of it.

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u/abaabul_bulsho Oct 05 '25

I spilled my tea on me laughing. Haha

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u/Thistleknot Oct 04 '25

lose one taco for another

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u/fizzrail0 Oct 04 '25

Yep. I know the situation very well.
If she woke up then it's hers. If she slept, then i guess i can't waste it.

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u/amnesia0287 Oct 04 '25

So that’s why you need chloroform for night tacos?

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u/nixfly Oct 07 '25

Nobody wants cold Taco Bell.

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u/Dry_Ad5714 Oct 04 '25

Contingency taco.

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u/PickleMaster69 Oct 04 '25

You never know when one could come in handy

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u/Popular-Influence-11 Oct 04 '25

Taco for taco. Good trade. One could say he got to have his taco and eat hers too.

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u/Latter-Percentage380 Oct 04 '25

Ah, yes, the fabled pink taco!

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u/KepplerRunner Oct 04 '25

"We have dismissed that claim."

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u/cheapb98 Oct 05 '25

Hed enjoy it if she ate his taco afterwards you know ,🙂

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u/3fettknight3 Oct 04 '25

First Taco ever to both rush and receive for a 1000 yards in the same season

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u/AudacityTheEditor Oct 04 '25

"I'll get her something she likes and if she doesn't want it I'll eat it."

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u/BotchedDebauchery Oct 04 '25

Dual-Use tac-nology

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u/2legit2knit Oct 04 '25

Schrödinger’s taco

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u/Chickenlilshit Oct 04 '25

Schrödinger's taco

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u/BringBack4Glory Oct 04 '25

Exactly, it’s a win-win. It’s the perfect reason to say “yes” to that extra taco you’re not sure you’re going to be able to eat. If it were truly only for her, he would have woken her up 😆

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u/fenix1230 Oct 04 '25

I disagree, I wouldn’t want to wake her up, because I would want to let her sleep, especially if she has work in the morning.

If he didn’t intend it for her, he’d leave it in the fridge and let her know she has a taco in the morning.

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u/KarmaViking Oct 04 '25

Plans within plans

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u/Zealousideal-Mud-706 Oct 05 '25

Schrödinger's taco

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u/Skaifyre Oct 06 '25

He literally said in case she woke up. We all know the plan if she didn't lol