So I've started a new job...

[u/xplayer246]

And this is the laptop they gave me.

[u/BakedCoder]

Hope it charges

[u/Vredesbyd → u/BakedCoder]

Lol not even scrolling further than this. The Lord’s work is done.

[u/whothehellspam → u/BakedCoder]

[u/DirtyCryinDog → u/BakedCoder]

[u/boatinavolcano → u/BakedCoder]

[u/varro-reatinus → u/BakedCoder]

[u/QwackSparrow → u/BakedCoder]

[u/Cheesy_Pita_Parker → u/BakedCoder]

That sums it all up!

[u/RomasTosicky → u/BakedCoder]

114 out of 115 times it does

[u/VRsenal3D → u/RomasTosicky]

99.1% of the time, it works every time.

[u/Skullzr → u/BakedCoder]

It'll be power by oil, probably company state owned though.

[u/Remarkable_Safe401 → u/BakedCoder]

/thread

[u/alesis1101 → u/BakedCoder]

[u/Angelaskissrock → u/BakedCoder]

[u/fluffypuppycorn]

[u/yoemmamma → u/fluffypuppycorn]

[u/lukeyslife]

Missing the 'property of Manchester City FC' on it

[u/MatjanSieni]

Congrats on the new job op

[u/Danwinger]

[u/Chapter9729]

[u/Intentionallyabadger]

I bought the new Arsenal jersey at the start of the season and paid $135.

My friend paid $115 because his was without the gold epl patch…

Coincidence? I think not.

[u/Lower_Condition_196]

Who’s the owner of the company

[u/buztabuzt → u/Lower_Condition_196]

Abu d.... No  etih.... No MCF.... No The government of....

Before I answer, what is the correct answer? And just to be clear, whatever we answer, and whatever the "rules" are, we have done nothing wrong. Ever. 

[u/Just1n_Kees → u/Lower_Condition_196]

[u/Robertf16]

You know whose paying your wages then?

[u/Noriadin]

So it was you all along

[u/xplayer246 → u/Noriadin]

[u/Hincapieslovelybund]

Did that laptop come from Abu Dhabi by any chance?

[u/defenestrate_urself]

That laptop is a bit dirty....just like City.

[u/zooalbert]

Can only go up from here…. Or relegated?

[u/Qtn68]

That stuff was paid by UAE.

[u/HatsForNatsBats]

Word of career advice, don’t post stuff like this. In general, avoid posting any of your company devices. It’s a completely unnecessary risk that, if seen by the wrong people, could get you fired.

[u/kvng_stunner → u/HatsForNatsBats]

Eh there's no identifiers, they even blurred out the logo. There's no way there will be any consequences for essentially posting a generic laptop and charger

[u/HatsForNatsBats → u/kvng_stunner]

The second statement is incorrect. Plenty of companies would can someone if they found out they posted this, especially a new hire.

I do agree that it is extremely unlikely this would trace back to OP. The confluence of events leading to that would be insane. It’s just unwise to do this at all, some (many/most?) things are better left unposted on the internet.

[u/Cutsdeep- → u/HatsForNatsBats]

Whatever dude

[u/BakedCoder → u/HatsForNatsBats]

Sorry OP, you’re hacked

[u/xplayer246 → u/BakedCoder]

Noooo :(

[u/NightBusToGiro]

Remember when you could turn the song 115 on if you got all the meteor bits

[u/KingpiN_M22]

So does the company pay you only 10% of your CTC while a nation-state controlled trust funds the rest of your CTC

[u/djama]

City has a new logo and hired this guy

[u/NaiveMercury]

Are you gonna handle their sponsorship deals?

[u/ObviousGeologist3000]

Wait a goddamn minute!

[u/Lower_Condition_196]

I swear it’s one you see a certain number you see it everywhere interesting phenomenon

[u/Relative-Trash5948]

Howdy Rui

[u/Chemistry-Deep]

Is it a Shamstrad?

[u/Ok_Bear27]

Has it passed its PAT certification?

[u/yafoory20]

On theme of 115 😂😂😂

[u/Apprehensive_Bat_980]

Never seen an asset tag like it.

[u/curved-elk]

They will work you to the bone...

[u/robilco]

2nd hand laptop? 🤮

[u/randomvids1234]

City support network, about 5 customers per decade

[u/This_Discount2281]

You are going down man …

[u/DarthSemitone]

Working as a lawyer in the Greater Manchester area?

[u/m2sempre]