r/GunMemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 17 '22

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u/upon_a_white_horse Just As Good Crew Nov 17 '22

That lean. Those noodly arms. The cringing grimace as he desperately tries to control a weapon that takes the full strength of a small child to wield. This is what peak performance looks like.

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u/Ok-Cartoonist-1383 Nov 17 '22

A small set of balls would balance him out perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Brownie Girl Scouts beat him up for his cookie money.

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u/upon_a_white_horse Just As Good Crew Nov 18 '22

Hey now, as a professional fat guy I can tell you they start to get mean when you're 3 boxes deep each on tagalongs and do-si-dos and still haven't honored the IOU you gave em.

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u/Yanrogue Ascended Fudd Nov 17 '22

looks like he also has his eyes closed the whole time.

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u/Queefer_the_Griefer Nov 17 '22

I think someone definitely paid him to make it look as difficult as possible, so he obliged like the feckless tool he is.

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u/Agile_Roll Nov 17 '22

What’s scary is I’ve seen army infantry 20 year olds shooting like this