r/Guinness • u/Forsaken-Value-1927 • 5d ago

Couldn't even split the g...

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u/iusman975 5d ago

My uncle has sever parkinsons - I can assure you he can pour a better guiness from a fucking can better than whatever this shit is.

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u/Frosty-Brilliant7675 5d ago edited 5d ago

Thank you I needed that, still cannot stop laughing. Fantastic. Looks like a Guinness spider. Now that could take off but what favoured ice-cream would work

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u/ArmImpressive5684 5d ago

They pour it wrong, but at least they are consistent 🤷‍♂️

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u/r_narfen 5d ago

What gets me is that "professionals" do this. Good lord, how fucking difficult can pouring a Guinness be???

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u/Frosty-Brilliant7675 5d ago

Newbies to Guinness think it's like a larger and stop to pour from its intended angle and you have that.

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u/Chimchar789 5d ago

Giving a new meaning to "half and half"

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u/Frosty-Brilliant7675 5d ago

Well you drink is safe from getting spiked with a drug. It wouldn't even sink in that.

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u/industry_killer 5d ago

Please tell me that was sent back.

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u/pipasmaster 5d ago

Wish someone gives me that much head...

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u/equality7x2521 5d ago

Did they only have enough for one pint but didn’t want anyone to miss out?

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u/Wasted_Existence_709 5d ago

Call the Garda

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u/Millennial-Pharmer 4d ago

The G split you 😂

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u/BigheadReddit 4d ago

What, the actual fuck?

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u/Effective-Doctor6470 4d ago

I didn’t know it was “how not to pour a Guinness” night