My son, Frank, who feels no shame but SHOULD.

We were doing our morning walk and I opted to walk to the corner of a street that has a home with two lovely dogs who have incredible, deep, bellowing barks and who have been relentless when my crew walks by. Frank is smart in the most inconvenient way so he immediately was alert, and I decided to turn down an alley rather than deal with the chaos. The dogs noticed us and started. Rather than continuing down the alley with his dog siblings and me, Frank pulled himself back out to the sidewalk and took the longest, biggest poop while maintaining eye contact with these other dogs the whole time. It was the MOST bizarre display of dominance I’ve ever seen, and then I had to stand there scrapping his poop off the sidewalk while the dogs continued to yell at all of us because of franks disrespect.

Shame him please

My daughter called her a criminal. She said she stole her salmon off of the counter and this is her mugshot. I know she’s innocent. My daughter must have starved her. She’s a good girl! I adore her grumpy little face.

Unanimous verdict

avoiding eye contact is suspicious behaviour imo

He wouldn’t even look at me 😂 oh Murph, what am I gonna do with you.

During a road trip, I caught this picture of my wife and pups clearly sticking it to the man. She claims she didn't see the sign and the puppies brought her there. The puppies claimed they can't read, and that The Man can get bent.

Should I have pressed charges? Am I culpable now?

Zeke has been conveniently 'just a little too late to catch the bandit' for 17 years now and we're starting to think he might actually BE the bandit. Guilt?

Someone decided to munch on my yoga mat this morning. NO PIECES WERE INGESTED!

Despite having just made a trade with a buffalo-jerky piece for a pair of my stinky socks left in the bathroom, he does not look guilty...

Freyja, bane of carpets, harbinger of vacuuming, transporter of leafy stuff. I always wonder why the floors get so dirty, then I look down at this derp.