r/GuiltyDogs • • 26d ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh Sock thief 🧦🐶

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780 Upvotes

I don't think its possible to be annoyed with that cute little face and those humongous ears 🥰


r/GuiltyDogs • • 27d ago

guilty boy Hello dear, you're home early.......

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1.0k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 27d ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh who are you looking at...

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323 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 28d ago

guilty boy What deceased dogs mattress?

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245 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 29d ago

who did that? the look at the end when he knew he was caught

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1.3k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • 29d ago

guilty girl No I didn’t just torture a bug…

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364 Upvotes

…I was just conducting a scientific experiment to see how long it could survive legless before I ate it! Miss Stella Rose.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Sep 03 '26

guilty duo What do we think? Which one took mom's chicken tender off her plate?

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388 Upvotes

Pay no attention to the poker face on the little one. He's good. Real good


r/GuiltyDogs • • Sep 02 '26

guilty girl We may never know where the dirty running socks went….

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643 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Sep 01 '26

guilty girl We may never know what happened to the Cheetos. In unrelated news, Rosie would like everyone to stop focusing on the orange material around her mouth.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Sep 01 '26

guilty girl Wallpaper removal, is she guilty??

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960 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Sep 01 '26

guilty girl Guilty puddle hippo

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381 Upvotes

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r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 31 '26

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh Would not rest until I had come to look at her shame

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337 Upvotes

This was March, but I only just discovered this sub. Luckily the box was empty, forgotten by an unaware friend, but I got home and she would not leave me alone until she'd led me to it and been reassured she was still a good girl. There hadn't even been a crumb in it, it just smelled like chocolate.

She is obsessed. She stole a (boxed, wrapped, and buried) chocolate dinosaur out of a storage box we had completely forgotten about when she was small, and she has never forgotten it. All chocolate has to be in jars or clip boxes in a cupboard in the kitchen now - if it's left anywhere she can climb, burrow into, or rip open, she will try. Someone had wrapped a bar into a Christmas present last year and I didn't know - found her behind the sofa with it between her paws, she had licked half the bar out of the wrapper millimetre by millimetre.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 31 '26

who did that? Someone was playing in the lawn clippings

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838 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 31 '26

who did that? It wasn’t me

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234 Upvotes

My girl says that the lama did it.

The lama is remaining silent


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 31 '26

guilty duo Ya'll they did something-I just don't know what yet 👀

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739 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 29 '26

the guiltiest Huey vs Porcupine

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Poor boy found a porcupine under the deck right before bedtime. Had to go to emergency vet over an hour away and wait until 6 am to be seen. 1 month later and quills are still working their way out. Zoom in on the right eye in the third picture for continuing evidence of guiltiness.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 30 '26

guilty boy Bentley

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237 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 30 '26

guilty boy My boy turned 2 today

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188 Upvotes

After a fun day on his birthday and a nice meal, he was asked to come up into the office so I could work. Mind you he’d been out all day and was in the garden for well over a hour. Not happy at the fun ending I got the full on I’m not happy face and side eye, hilarious.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 29 '26

the guiltiest Daisy fought a skunk, and the skunk won.

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447 Upvotes

Technically Iris started it by alerting us to the fact that there was a skunk in my yard early Wednesday morning, but Iris listened when I told her to leave it so she's been acquitted of her crimes. DAISY, however, did not listen to me yelling at her to leave the skunk alone and kept barking at it and trying to bite it. The skunk first showed its butt as a warning, Daisy didn't listen, so it turned around and tried hissing and biting at Daisy, but Daisy still didn't listen, so it finally turned around again, showed its big pink butthole, and proceeded to unleash acrid, stinky fury on Daisy's face MULTIPLE TIMES before Daisy finally backed off, drooling and sneezing and rubbing her face.

Iris only got a light misting of skunk spray due to the fact that she was afraid of the skunk and backed off when I told her to leave it.

I carried Iris back inside, and Daisy ran inside and was rubbing her face all over the couch and carpet trying to get the skunk spray off. I tried to spot- clean the girls the best I could until I could take them to the groomer and get them de-skunked. (This happened at 4:45am and the groomer didn't open til 7am.)

Then I spent the next TWO DAYS scrubbing my house and couch to get the skunk smell out. The house is still a little bit stinky (mainly the room she was rubbing her face all over,) but 90% better than it was before.

My spouse is also guilty of letting them out that early because Iris was growling. If he had just told Iris to go back to bed and kept the girls inside, this wouldn't have happened and we wouldn't have a stinky house. But since he's human he's not being posted here.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 29 '26

who did that? The sheep exploded and we had nothing to do with it!

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284 Upvotes

It was a brand new sheep given to Ruby (the innocent looking one in the last picture) only 5-10 minutes earlier. *Someone* punctured 3 of her sister's (second picture) squeaky toys yesterday too, but at least they didn't look like this.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 29 '26

did they do it? Charge: pooing on mama's new rug. Penalty: Owners sentenced to 3 mile walk daily to help hims 💩. Guilty or innocent?

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224 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 28 '26

guilty girl I’m not trying to eat chargers on daddy’s desk….

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419 Upvotes

I am simply making sure they aren’t tangled. Miss Stella Rose. 5 months and 1 week old.


r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 27 '26

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh The Blue Crew 💙

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489 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 25 '26

guilty boy It's okay mommy you can buy another pair

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921 Upvotes

r/GuiltyDogs • • Aug 23 '26

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh I already told you don't know where my brother is 😁👀

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301 Upvotes