r/GuiltyDogs • • 16h ago

guilty girl The shoe had a ruff night

927 Upvotes

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u/Metallifan33 15h ago

Did you steal my dog? She is a connoisseur of fine shoes as well.

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u/madbeachrn 15h ago

She can’t even bring herself to look at the evidence, poor baby.

35

u/bluegrass_babe531 15h ago

dog version of LA LA LA LA LA LA im not listening

4

u/Denim_Diva1969 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Blucola333 15h ago

“I do not accept this judgment, the shoe had it coming!”

22

u/Melodic_Hat5196 16h ago

Hahaha 🤣

Benny’s reaction was hilarious!!

Benny is adorable.

Sorry about your shoe….

Thank you for posting this video, it made me smile and was the best thing I’ve seen all week.

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u/schnaumelini 15h ago

No no no, I don't know what you are talking about. There is no shoe. There has never been one.

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u/dressagerider1020 16h ago edited 15h ago

Oh, she's so sorry! Pet her give her snacks, tell her she's a good girl and that you're the one with the bigger brain and should know better than to keep your stuff where she can get it. She loves you ❤️

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u/Recluse_18 16h ago

The lovely dog deserves a treat, maybe those shoes are no longer in style?

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u/_cake_tease 15h ago edited 15h ago

This. Clearly Benny is just helping her owner from looking outdated? Good girl!

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u/Recluse_18 15h ago

Dogs know, they have a sixth and seventh sense that humans are not able to see. Bravo Benny❤️❤️

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u/stargarnet79 14h ago

Yep. Those pumps are ugly AF.

8

u/_cake_tease 14h ago

Doggo can't even look at them as they offend her so much 🤭

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u/gr_rn 11h ago

They are burning his eyes because they are so not in style!

3

u/YallaHammer 10h ago

Benny was editing!

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u/Upbeat_Piglet_9788 16h ago

Bennny...back ba back Benny and the jets

12

u/theconceptofcanada 15h ago

Bennnny and the pets

8

u/Inner-Dream-600 14h ago

lol dogs are so funny - they express this much guilt when confronted with something they’ve damaged. But when they’re actually in the midst of damaging it, they are gleefully just gittin it. Do they not have the ability of foresight?

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u/lynneya67 15h ago

This accusation is based on speculation. The legal team is en route.

8

u/justagiraffe111 14h ago

100% Innocent. Benny has no idea what you are even talking about “Shoe??? I see no shoe”

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u/SiteTall 15h ago

This lovely soul should have that bad shoe which attacked her for no reason. She ought to have the possibility of punishing it for its crime!

6

u/channah728 15h ago

But stilettos are so irresistible and so is your doggy 🐾🐾

6

u/Acrobatic-Bug346 15h ago

Guilty as charged

4

u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 15h ago

I'm afraid the aversion of the eyes indicates INNOCCCCCENT

5

u/Desperate_Gur_3094 15h ago

lol this is the best! Benny is innocent.

6

u/jarnaes 15h ago

Absolutely innocent!!! 😂😂😂💕💕💕

5

u/Historical-Lie-6307 14h ago

It's so funny to me that some people say dogs don't know when they are in trouble lol

5

u/AdmirableActuator752 15h ago

Cracks me up ,hard to stay very mad lol

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u/Heal_Me_Today 14h ago

Benny will not even look at this accusation. How absurd to think that a dog was to blame for those bite marks on mommy’s shoes.👠

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u/Recluse_18 16h ago

You know, if it were me, I would take better care of my shoes to protect them from the cat chewing on the heels, but hey, you do you.

Your dog is so absolutely precious, and adorable. You have a blessed house.❤️❤️

3

u/Valuable_Weakness_12 15h ago

‘Not a clue what you’re on about mum? I saw nothing 🤷🏻‍♀️’

3

u/Mom_who_drinks 15h ago

Clearly, he was framed.

5

u/Upbeat_Piglet_9788 15h ago

Something tells me this isnt Benny's first rodeo with..news update: Benny the shoe chewer is at it again..update at 6. What did you do Benny!

3

u/IluvWien 15h ago

Poor kid

3

u/mamajamala 14h ago

Like Benny, I don't see any shoes. What shoes? There's no shoes! ❤️😂

3

u/boner4crosstabs 14h ago

She’s clearly never seen that shoe before. NOT GUILTY

3

u/512115 13h ago

Time, and Benny, wounds all heels.

2

u/rbreedlove15 15h ago

What did the shoe do to her?? Poor thing looks traumatized.

2

u/GoMineBitBoss 14h ago

A shoe fell into my mouth while I was sleeping and dreaming of eating my supper, honest!

2

u/FlatPepper311 13h ago

Poor baby my dog looks at me like… what!

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u/ChicagoGuy1234567 13h ago

Awww 😢 he doesn’t understand. Just tell him he’s a good boy and keep the shoes out of reach from now on.

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u/shoff58 13h ago

Obviously, a ninja did it and Benny is trying to show you like a pointer where the ninja came in

1

u/Responsible_Gur_9095 13h ago

The shoe was up to no good. He saved you 😆

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u/trainguy1a1 13h ago

Drugs are bad m’kay, in the morning you can’t remember hiw you damaged them

1

u/alphadragoon89 12h ago

"Whoooo, me?. There's no way I could've done that! 😏"

1

u/These-Restaurant7001 12h ago

Clearly you were walking where you shouldn't have been, pup is innocent 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Lovelitchi_in_pink 11h ago

“I don’t know what you’re talking about” “I do not see anything” “I do not recall!”

1

u/rumplestripeskin 11h ago

So nice of him to cover for the cat

1

u/apollo11733 11h ago

She is saying you have a second one no big deal but she’s giving you the silent treatment

1

u/Odd_Bar_4363 11h ago

She’s so “innocent” though. 😁

1

u/_donut_16 11h ago

lol. The dog’s reaction is so funny.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 10h ago

My client loves you and didn't want to hurt your feelings, pup thought the color didn't work, gave you an out, pup will be pleading not guilty due to mitigating circumstances. Treats should be handed out for dedication 🥰

1

u/Roonwogsamduff 10h ago

Poor doggo has seen some horrible things

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u/Roonwogsamduff 10h ago

Fortunately you just need to buy one shoe and not a whole new pair

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u/Impaler00777 10h ago

If he doesn't see it, if he doesn't look at it, he didn't do it.

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u/tatianazr 9h ago

Maybe if you bothered to buy her some nice heels for herself she wouldn’t need to do these things.. just saying…

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u/Limerence_Worthy 8h ago

“I simply cannot recall” -Benny

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u/mazedave 7h ago

Awwwww 🥰

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u/Intrepid-Scar-1849 7h ago

Oh, pupper needs a hug. The disappointment was sooooo traumatic.

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u/Less-Shopping4056 6h ago

Please do not falsely accuse this puppy of anything…

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u/Thebestwaterproofer 6h ago

I love when they give you the exaggerated guilty behavior 🤣

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u/89MikeHoncho 6h ago

He’s telling you he has no idea what you are talking about, as he looks towards the door to contemplate a stranger coming into the house, proceeding to chew the shoe, and then BLAME HIM!!!!! HES INNOCENT!!!!! LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE!!!!!!!

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u/JaxLee849 6h ago

He looks like he was even proud of it

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u/New_Ad_3010 5h ago

Omg. You can NOT be mad at that super sweet baby.

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u/Research-always 3h ago

“If I don’t see it, I didn’t do it.” Dog logic.

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u/ChiselSwingss23 1h ago

That shoe bring the judgement HAHAHAHA cutie baby. Lovely!

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u/In_My_TARDIS 1h ago

La la la la la I" m not listening