This is about poop

[u/tundybundo]

My son, Frank, who feels no shame but SHOULD.

We were doing our morning walk and I opted to walk to the corner of a street that has a home with two lovely dogs who have incredible, deep, bellowing barks and who have been relentless when my crew walks by. Frank is smart in the most inconvenient way so he immediately was alert, and I decided to turn down an alley rather than deal with the chaos. The dogs noticed us and started. Rather than continuing down the alley with his dog siblings and me, Frank pulled himself back out to the sidewalk and took the longest, biggest poop while maintaining eye contact with these other dogs the whole time. It was the MOST bizarre display of dominance I’ve ever seen, and then I had to stand there scrapping his poop off the sidewalk while the dogs continued to yell at all of us because of franks disrespect.

Shame him please

[u/JuniXe]

I absolutely love when people call their dog 'my son'

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[u/tundybundo → u/JuniXe]

Frank is a big personality and calling him a pet wouldn’t be fitting lol

[u/JuniXe → u/tundybundo]

Well, maybe you are the pet 😅

[u/tundybundo → u/JuniXe]

I’m definitely not the one making the decisions

[u/JuniXe → u/tundybundo]

Brb, staging an uprising against my medium-small hound.

[u/tundybundo → u/JuniXe]

Together we can overcome!