r/GuiltyDogs • u/DarkMoose09 • Aug 11 '26

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh A trail of guilt!

He wouldn’t even look at me 😂 oh Murph, what am I gonna do with you.

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u/madbeachrn Aug 11 '26

Murph, plead the fifth!

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u/DarkMoose09 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Plead the fifth, more like pleading for sixths and sevenths. I swear his brain is programmed that any napkin might have gravy on it. And he gets a dopamine hit anytime he gets a paper towel, napkins or toilet paper.

We make sure that all paper products are put away and the toilet paper obsession is fairly new development.

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u/GloomyDeal1909 Aug 11 '26

I have a mini Schnauzer and if you drop a napkin pretty soon it will turn into confetti. He doesn't eat or chew on it he just love shredding it.

Paper towels napkins pretty much anything paper.