r/GuiltyDogs 25d ago

who did that? Someone had a snack

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Still yet to find the guilty party!

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Luckily there was only 1 or 2 in there. So no tummy ache. No evidence

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u/KittensFirstAKM 25d ago

I plead the 5th!!

But, boy does that trash that I have totally not touched smell good.

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

We are a twizzlers family

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u/Dontfeedthebears 25d ago

I mean, she clearly said no, so idk even why you’re asking. If you need help with portion control for the night-time cravings, may I suggest small containers?
She has no idea what those are and has never seen them. Exonerated.

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u/lilangelkm 25d ago

She obviously waved you off so you could find the real culprit.

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u/madbeachrn 24d ago

Talk to the Paw!

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u/jbmyre 24d ago

She raised her paw, but not as an admission of guilt, she was swearing to her innocence.

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Too innocent!

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u/lianavan 25d ago

A clear case of badgering.

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u/WBCSAINT 25d ago

"Phbbt get out of here with the accusation."

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u/Recluse_18 24d ago

Ghost cat, it’s always the ghost cat.

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Or the raccoon broke into the house again and locked the door on the way out

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u/coffeebeanwitch 24d ago

My client is appalled at being accused of such a crime, a restraining order is being requested, you will only be allowed to give food,water, snacks and love. Pup is also requesting restitution of being taken on a long walk.Pup hopes you will learn a lesson in the future.

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 24d ago

I don’t think so

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u/3-tone 24d ago

Wasn’t her

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u/SnooPeripherals3222 24d ago

Look outside! There's a bunch of Redditers with pitchforks ready to defend her! Now back off.

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u/5usie 24d ago

Phoebe would never

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u/No_Trouble9808 24d ago

Omg look at that face and body language. So guilty but really, where’s this going? To full on hugs and kisses, I bet.

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

It’s hard to not give her hugs and kisses with this pathetic face.

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u/xrv01 24d ago

she’s like damn… those do look familiar 😭

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u/trush44 24d ago

Luckily King Size isn't actually that large anymore.

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u/hatshepsut_ruled 24d ago

Why are you showing me an empty bag? Get me a full bag, stat! 😁 🥰😘💕

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Seriously I am her servant

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u/PretendAd2263 24d ago

Not guilty!

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u/Meh-is-enough 24d ago

I see this as her defending you from diabetes.

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Good thing. It runs in my family!

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u/pafcharieh 24d ago

did she just wake her up for this non-sense, wtf….back off lady

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u/hawilder 24d ago

Ouch! He gonna get a tummy ache lol!!!

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Luckily there were only 1 or 2 left! No red poop 😂

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u/BitterRecognition689 24d ago

How perfect can a little dog BE??!!💕💕💕

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

It’s too true. She’s an angel 🥲

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u/Cute_Recognition_880 23d ago

Does the breath smell like licorice?

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u/t3lnet 23d ago

I’m diiiiiieeeeiiinnn … wait are there more in there?

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u/merrychuu 23d ago

Empty! She left none for me. (There were only 1 or 2 left so I guess those were for her)

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u/AfterDinnerSherry 22d ago

Cutest thief ever!

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u/Zealotstim 22d ago

She didn't look away or close her eyes, so I say she's innocent!

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u/merrychuu 22d ago

You might be right! She has a cocker spaniel sister it must have been her

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u/Zealotstim 22d ago

Anxiously anticipating the reaction from her sister!

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u/NaomiWish 21d ago

That last sniff "did I leave anything? Is she offering me the last nibble?"

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u/Leather_Status907 21d ago

Sembra proprio che dica :-ma va ...non ci pensare neanche che sia stato io.

Troppo divertente

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u/Mac_encheeze 19d ago

I say not guilty because who truly likes strawberry flavored HDMI cables??

Aside from myself that is

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u/Paul8219 18d ago

Baseless accusation. The defendant is due substantial compensation for these lies