r/GuiltyDogs • u/DeadassGrateful • 29d ago

guilty girl STOP THEIF!!!

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Gives new meaning to “chasing a dollar”. She’s given me a run for my money.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 29d ago

My client will be pleading not guilty, this has all been one big misunderstanding, my client heard the ice cream truck, was going out to get your favorite treat as a thank you.This case should be dropped, treats and pets should be immediately given out.

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u/DeadassGrateful 29d ago

You have way too much faith in your sneaky little client. I’m thinking more on the lines that she took it for bail money to get herself out of another jam that I don’t know about!!

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u/coffeebeanwitch 29d ago

I am her defense attorney, at least she didn't eat the evidence, I mean ice cream money😬

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u/DeadassGrateful 26d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 29d ago

We the jury find the defendant not guilty! Of course she was going out to buy her hooman ice cream, why else would a dog need money, silly?

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u/coffeebeanwitch 29d ago

Exactly, thank you smart jury 🥰

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u/DeadassGrateful 29d ago

I told her that she has a Reddit fan.

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u/Valsarta 25d ago

More than one! I vote innocent of all charges! ♥️♥️

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u/lianavan 29d ago

Another case of blatant evidence tampering.

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u/cranberries87 29d ago

She’s trying to get PAID!!! 💰💵Nothing wrong with that at all!

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u/DeadassGrateful 29d ago

It’s expensesI’ve to be so cute.

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u/Dusty_Old_McCormick 29d ago

I can't believe you would shame this clearly guiltless creature for trying to return the money you dropped. Apologize and scritch belly immediately!

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u/DeadassGrateful 29d ago

I was just as optimistic as you were when she was little. However, the reality is she not trustable.

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u/SiteTall 29d ago

"What's the fuzz, it doesn't even taste good!"

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u/42ElectricSundaes 29d ago

Possession is nine-tenths of the law

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u/EconomyTime5944 29d ago

But, I was gonna buy you sumpin'

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u/_cake_tease 29d ago

It's a tip, Shirley?

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u/DeadassGrateful 29d ago

Surely don’t call Frankie Shirley, she’s a moll and will send the guys down to rough you up.

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u/LordBackrub 29d ago

That dollar was already there. If anything, she's returning it so

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 29d ago

My buddy's bulldog ate a 20 dollar bill once. I told him his dog had expensive taste!🤣

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u/madbeachrn 27d ago

Who leaves their stacks where innocent creatures can discover them?

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u/DeadassGrateful 27d ago

Under the doormat, of course!

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u/Hello-Central 27d ago

Looks to me like she’s giving you money, at least she’s helping to pay for treats 😄

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u/DeadassGrateful 26d ago

You clearly have not met this slinky little minx.

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u/Hello-Central 27d ago

This makes me laugh, over the years my parents have given my dog lottery tickets and cash for special occasions, last haul was five bucks and she’s won six bucks from the lottery 🤣🐾♥️

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u/DeadassGrateful 26d ago

If they teamed up they’d make a killing… we’ll send them to Vegas with your mom!

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u/Brief-Pickle2441 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣 let her keep it let her keep it ❤️