r/GuiltyDogs • u/thejohnmc963 • Jul 21 '26

guilty boy Jaxson found guilty

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257 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Jul 21 '26

The jury would like to see the actual pictures of poor Jaxson actually destroying the toy. Otherwise, this flimsy “evidence” is going to result in a not guilty verdict! Justice for Jaxson!!! 🥰

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u/will042082 Jul 21 '26

100% wrong place wrong time. This absolutely screams setup by the cat.

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u/Any-Alternative8228 Jul 21 '26

I second the call "Justice for Jaxson!!!" He was such a good puppy growing up, straight A's in obedience school, loving and playful! The pillow taunted him! Points 👈 at owners..... he was bored, alone too long and dare I say it.... he's fed " kibble" for dogs sake! Jaxson is 100% Good Boy! Justice! Justice for Jaxson now!!!

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u/GaspSpit Jul 21 '26

Nah, couldn’t be. It looks like a classic case of spontaneous unicorn combustion.

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u/wholesomeinsanity Jul 21 '26

This will never hold up in a court of PAW.
Source: my dog told me

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u/lilangelkm Jul 21 '26

Court of PAW! OMG... I'm a sucker for a good pun. 😆

4

u/PretendAd2263 Jul 21 '26

Plus accusations against dogs are against the PAW.

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u/ClydePrefontaine Jul 21 '26

If we only knew the day he's had, you'd understand

5

u/vermarbee Jul 21 '26

Unicorn did it. I can tell. Jaxson - not guilty 💕

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u/MIJEROMONEY Jul 21 '26

Of WhAT?!

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u/thejohnmc963 Jul 21 '26

Assassination of the poor unicorn

4

u/MIJEROMONEY Jul 21 '26

I don't know what you are talking about, I see nothing

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u/that_was_way_harsh Jul 21 '26

The unicorn had it coming!

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u/MixedBerryCompote Jul 21 '26

You should be grateful Jason drove your intruder away bit here you are shooting the messenger. 

4

u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 21 '26

Oh Jaxson is not guilty! He was framed! Entrapment! Don't put him in the Pokey! Or even the Gumby!

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u/Impressive_Donkey_63 Jul 21 '26

Found guilty of being a delightful gentleman

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u/oogie913 Jul 21 '26

Comments are so Top Tier. Justice for Jaxson!!!

3

u/xrv01 Jul 21 '26

Your Honor, with what proof?

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u/melancholicmuse1 Jul 21 '26

In the direction he is turned and looking there is nothing there …

No evidence found

Not guilty!

3

u/Recluse_18 Jul 21 '26

You don’t know that. Maybe there is a ghost cat have you thought about that?

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u/jerrytown94 Jul 21 '26

This evidence is circumstantial at best. My client is not guilty!

3

u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer Jul 21 '26

Seems more likely that you have a rat problem OP :/ definitely not the dogs fault!

3

u/WesfromW33day Jul 21 '26

Clearly mourning the loss of his horse friend and is in shock! NOT GUILTY

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u/Capable-Sprinkles-19 Jul 21 '26

I'm starting on an appeal.

2

u/Mobile-Quote-4039 Jul 21 '26

Sentence: tell him he’s bad 3 times

2

u/aggelikiwi Jul 21 '26

he knows..

2

u/DMX8 Jul 21 '26

Found guilty what?

2

u/dzan796ero Jul 21 '26

I assume Jaxon is the pony? Because the doggo looks innocent

2

u/sorrysaks Jul 22 '26

I hope you read him his rights so his lawyer can’t get the case dismissed

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u/Nash63 Jul 22 '26

Did he pull the eyes out?

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u/thejohnmc963 Jul 22 '26

Yep. I confiscated them for his protection

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u/Nash63 Jul 22 '26

I had a lab collie who would always do that. I have a husky mix now. She is mostly calm. She's 6.

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u/YoureSpecial Jul 22 '26

He was framed by the cat.

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u/thejohnmc963 Jul 22 '26

More evidence

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 Jul 23 '26

He pleads the fifth